Recent content by wowthisishard

Would be an alright review if you didn't needlessly jump in pre-emptively to attack people who (in the case where it's relevant, in other words the Star Wars franchise) take the only sensible position on the matter. By forcing the issue, you only make yourself look like a massive jackass.

Typical problem with Bob's reviews. He brings in his own personal grudges when it's neither the time or the place for it. I get it, Bob, you relate to Hector Hammond. That doesn't mean you have to be bitter that the hero of a movie is a confident, good looking guy rather than a whiny ugly...

"Do you see what your cunning daughter has done? Your mother sucks lollipops in hell!"

I'd say Green Lantern's odds at a sequel might be marginally better than you think because unlike something like Avatar, a lot of the money Green Lantern generates is going to be in merchandise (toys, clothes, etc.) rather than just movie ticket/dvd and blu-ray sales. Of course, I haven't seen...

As an American, I find the concept of a royal family utterly repulsive (for reasons others have elaborated on better than I could hope to). I already hate my culture's worship of worthless celebrities (pro-athletes, actors, heirs to large corporations, etc.) and I can think of nothing more...

Obviously it depends on the girl and it's best reserved for special occasions, but I generally prefer a girl in high heels to a girl in regular shoes. They (usually) just look better. I understand that they're uncomfortable and I sure as hell wouldn't want to wear them if I were a girl, but...

I never use it, but my favorite is Buttmunch.

I'd say Escape from LA is the most awesome movie ever, but Escape from New York is much better of a movie.

To say Disney is evil would be massive hyperbole (and this is coming from someone who hates all things Disney).

The fact that I'm both completely imperfect and a complete perfectionist.

Day of the Dead

Escape From New York. I just love everything about it: the theme song, the introduction using vector graphics, the acting, the plot, the pacing, (especially) the setting and atmosphere, the occasional comic relief that doesn't take away from the atmosphere of the movie, etc.

An open-world horror-themed (as in the way that Castlevania is horror-themed, horror homages, but nothing actually meant to be scary) sandbox platformer starring a raven set in a "typical American suburb". I'm thinking graphics would vaguely resemble the Legend of Zelda: the Wind Waker, but...

Mysterio in Spider-Man 2

There is a massive laundry list full of Pokemon that need to go away. All baby Pokemon are essentially useless and shouldn't exist (except maybe Tyrogue, who functions as an effective link between the Hitmon Pokemon). They also need to get rid of the pointless clones of earlier Pokemon (i.e...