Recent content by WyteNite

The Eternal Kingdom of Zeal.

Having been that gaijin, when I went to Japan I discovered that the McDonalds was INFINITELY BETTER OVER THERE! I refuse to eat McDonalds in America, but in Japan it was actually appetizing! I was a seriously impressed Caucasian, my friends. Furthermore, I've been getting the feeling that...

As a man who is too tall for a single XL, I think you short and thin people are the problem. Maybe if we just bred you tiny folk out... Listen, there are a lot of obese people out there whose obesity is unrelated to their eating habits. There are a lot of obese people out there who...

Mildly related. I went on a quest to find Zelda: Master Quest a while back... I go to this used game store, he has a box marked "Zelda Collection Disk" in his Gamecube section. So I ask directly: "Is this the disk that has Master Quest on it." "I'm not sure. Let me check." The guy goes...

Women who get drunk enough to have sex with men they've never met while dating another guy. Men who go to bars for the sole purpose of picking up sloshed chicks who won't recognize them in the morning. I'm not bitter. Oh no.