Recent content by X3N0N

People are dumber, welcome to the 21st century. Challenging puzzle and strategy games still exist, they are just much less prevalent because other types of game sell better.

We are not hard enough on smokers. In fact, we need to crack down harder; with the current number of smokers, we'd be so royally screwed in a zombie apocalypse. Nobody would be spared from the rooftop tongue rape.

As soon as you wrap your mind around the workings of portals, it's all about figuring out what technique to use and where to use it. And the lighting makes it obvious. It's not a hard game.

Actually, you could easily go alone. This movie is rated PG-13 I think...

It's impossible for EA to win this fight. Why? One word: HATS.

Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker. Or maybe Animal Crossing, though I may just remember that really fondly because it made up 75% of my childhood. Oh, and I liked the Sims 2 music.

Everybody, quick! Invest stocks in EA, ride the price wave that the hype over Origin brings, then sell right before the entire system fails miserably! It's brilliant!

I trusted Applejack and she ate me? I thought ponies were vegetarian! D:

I'd... well, I'd lock myself in some sort of panic room. He's the protagonist, and, well, that means he wins. Unless he's Rocky.

QUITE.

Last one I played was TF2. And Minecraft, because I'm an MLG pro at imagination.

Oh God... I'm getting a flamethrower colonoscopy.

Seriously. I can't understand why so many people still think that videogames are the work of the devil and should be sacrificed to God to being about the rapture. That view was accepted when Doom came out. Now it's just dumb. For fuck's sake, Fox, stop being so damned dumb.

Girl kisses girl on live TV: No problem here. Guy kisses guy on live TV: Every news network covers it for the next month.

Absolutely, 100% Robots FTW. This song makes me dance inside. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJghR7CuxG0