Recent content by Xenon Pretzel

We've sorted this out ages ago, everyone else got over it and he's not changing now. Another case of a brilliant video but a useless review. Not that that's a bad thing, I prefer funnies over information. It's not like I was going to buy this game anyway, I didn't even know it existed until now.

There are three kinds of people who disagree with Yahtzee. 1- The idiots who disagree because it's Yahtzee 2- The idiots who disagree because Soul Caliber 4 is "TEH 1337357 GAEM EVAR N U JUST SUK LOLOL" 3- The people who disagree because Yahtzee is intentionally ignoring the good points. In...

*Sigh* I'm sorry. But notonly did I not find this very funny, I also disagree with a few points. Number one: I'd prefer to play as canon characters than Vader or my own custom characters. The few times I do play as my custom characters it's either to test them out or in versus. Number...

You know what? I'm going to defend NGII. Crappy story: So? The game tries to be more like an arcade game, meaning the story doesn't have to make sense. It's just an excuse to give Ryu stuff to kill, and I respect it for not giving a crap about the story. Bad camera: Let's face it, if a...

In responce to the scores thing- Does every single game on earth follow a strict order? E.G Tutorial. Intro. Boss. Level. Level. Boss. Level. Level. Boss- NO IT FRICKEN DOESN'T SO WHY SHOULD REVIEWS? I especially loved the "FOUR. FOR FOURK YOU." comment. Oh wait, here's a few things I...

I have become "that guy" on- Halo 3 Sonic Riders (He was good back in the adventure days and I'm loyal) Mario Cart (all of them) Something else. I agree with every point, except for the button mashing. Either you aren't as good as you think or you're playing it like a fighting game...

Ok. I didn't look for the serial killer, but I swear my cat just whispered to me over my shoulder. There's no-one else there to whisper over my shoulder. I haven't played Condemned 2, but.. Magical cult? Dumbass writers. "Listen, we've got a huge plothole and we can't fix it, what...

Having actually played this one (unlike Z&W which I'd never even heard of) I can completely agree with you. Unfortunately, this is also the best shooter for PS3 out right now. It's gay gears of war on crack minus the aliens. Plus that elevated position + death thing was just stupid...

Alright, Q3 is one of the best FPS's in the world that I have played.. Also, it has hundreds of mods, but that's another matter altogether. -XP

To those people who DON'T agree with EVERY SINGLE POINT in this review, play Quake 3. I don't care how old it is or how rubbish the graphics are or how annoying Sarge's taunt is, play it and you will be playing one of the best first person shooters with online multiplayer in the WORLD...