Recent content by xXxTheBeastxXx

The Jason Statham thing made me laugh, as did the Joss Whedon bit. I liked this article. One of the better ones, especially if you pay attention to this kind of "press release" crap.

Game Freak...Innovation...HAHAHAHAHAHA!

It's an interesting idea, but I think you'd have one hell of a time actually getting people to play it. My knee-jerk reaction was "a game where I get weaker as I progress? No thank you." Granted, after I thought about it, the idea got more appealing. But the truth is that most people just go off...

Ha! Shoggoth reference!

I got past the fact that he was a douche by imagining I was playing as Carnage from Spider-Man. Crazy, psychopathic serial killer with daddy issues? Okay, I can do that. Fuck the actual story of Prototype, just let me run around, surf on people and then hack them to pieces. I created a better...

The problem with time travel is that you assume the earth will be in the same place when you arrive as when you left. In all likelihood, the first attempts (should we ever figure it out) will have grapefruits floating somewhere in the earth's field of orbit. I will admit that there are some...

Lesbian. It's not that I prefer lesbians to straight girls or anything (in fact, a girl who chooses me over the other hot women around is A-OK in my book), the word just rolls off my tongue. Lesbian. Lesbian. Lesbian, lesbian, lesbian... How fun.

I want a final, epic battle against a massive GlaDOS robot composed of thousands of those little "eyes" she has, wherein all I have is the Gravity Gun and the Portal Gun, and I have to throw things at her head with the Grav Gun through portals because she's just that damn big. However, the only...

I must say that, regardless of who you are or where you're from, she has got to be one of the most annoying people I've ever heard speak (not due to her accent so much as the content of the shit pouring out of her mouth). Personally, I hate when people get any accent wrong, especially when...

I hate to choose an anime-style character, but Sheena from "Tales of Symphonia." She's wary of the ways of the world (alliteration for the win), ambitious, determined, and at the same time woefully clumsy in social situations in a way that makes her absolutely adorable. That and she's a sexy...

A few times, actually. Ravenholme in HL2, for one. There was just something about it that even flying sawblades couldn't cure. Also, for whatever reason, I was scared to death of the antlion stage. Something about it being both completely deadly and in broad daylight scared me...

Wow...How hard must that have been? I mean...it's not voice-acted, meaning that...what do you do about text?

Anyone who watched the action scenes from 300 can tell you that a shield is a perfectly reasonable weapon. On Topic, though: In Tales of Vesperia, Rita uses scrolls and ribbons as weapons (she may get a whip at some point, but the majority are silly). That's right, give the giant monsters...

Can all of you not see that the terrible-ness in all this guy's fics is intentional? This shit's hilarious. He's writing terrible, terrible fiction, and he knows it. Just take a step back and have a little fun. After all: "Everything was good. But then zombies come! The zombies and militarys...

There's too many...I can't think of any single quote. Possibly: "Great Zombie Jesus!" -Farnsworth or "The Scallops must'a got 'em." -URL (the robot cop) in "Bender's Game" or "I was born in 200 log cabins!" -Abraham Lincoln Bot or "MY LEG FEELS FUNNY!" -Destructor or "Ladies and...