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John drove up to the apartment building and saw Clay outside smashing up his T.V. "I take it you bought a new T.V. Is my stuff in the apartment?" He asked Clay as he got close enough to whisper. "Are my guns in the safe?" John whispered, so his dad didn't here. John backed off waiting for Clay...

John finally arrived at his destination and quickly found his family. "Hey, do you have the gun he tried to shoot himself with?" John said, hoping it was the 50 cal. that is unaccounted for. "Yeah, here it is. I thought these things were illegal." johns brother said as he pulls out a case...

BOOM!!!!

John has 15 more hours left till he reaches his destination. He stopped at a gas station to refuel his car. "Fifteen more hours, well 10 at my rate!"

"Ha Ha." John said as he hung up the phone.

"OK, I can do that. Oh and by yourself some new furniture if you would like, it is on me!"

"Hey, man. Can you go get me some furniture, I came into a lot of money recently and I will transfer a few thousand dollars to your account if you give me your bank info, like the name of your bank and your account number." He said in an 'on edge' attitude.

John got half way to his destination and decided to give Clay a call to have him run an errand. Ring, ring, ring. The phone rings for a while.

"Ha Ha, something like that. I will have to tell you the stories when I get back. I will have to find a safe way to bring it back home without my dad getting his hands on it!"

"Yeah, maybe I should take you to the range sometime." He said as he exits the highway. "Well, if you could just finish putting the guns in the safe that would be great! I need to go so I can figure out where the hell I am."

"I swear to god, if my dad tried to kill himself with a 50 cal. WOW, just, WOW. How the hell does that work?" John said in aw.

"I have collected them over a long period of time. Every now and then I like to take like 3 or 4 guns to the range at a time. Oh yeah, one time I do something completely illegal but insanely fun. My friend gave me a 50 cal. don't ask why, cause those things are fun! And I shot a bird from an...