Recent content by Your Mom is Attractive

well... if u have a tennis ball, u can cut a hole inside of the tennis ball big enough to cover the keyhole on your car door.... Squeeze the tennis ball as hard as you can and it SHOULD trip the lock and allow you access. but u didnt hear that from me as far as getting the car...

in the US, we only kill people for PS3s.

" STOP!, NO! DON'T !!! "

They do have 8 kids you know... I'm sure noone will miss one or two of them.

As long as he is acting within the bounds of the game, all is fair.

Out of This World + Flashback

i would run amok. look it up.. the dictionary definition is quite hilarious.

Running away from explosions.

Hook me up with a Gundam, and ill be alright.

http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/ - you guys will like this you insert what you want in there, and it makes it a neat little achievement graphic for use wherever u want.

like all of the games on the Wii virtual console.... i REALLY REALLY REALLY wish i didnt sell all of my Genesis games back in middle school so i could buy a video card for my PC ...... no wait... i dont feel bad about that at all ... Quake 2 rox0red my b0xors for almost 10 years lol

Trash talk is necessary. It is a form of mental combat. One must learn to accept and dish it out. If he keeps beating you, just claim that he is using the same attacks over and over, even if he is not. Complain that he is using stronger characters, or that you broke your thumb earlier the day...

I collect the severed ears of my opponents in combat.

Uwe Boll MUST DIRECT THIS MOVIE !!!

they should have taken her out back and beaten her with a stick, stomped her cell phone, and suspended her for 3 days... starting on friday.