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    Letting children die horribly seems to be the new 'hook'. (Now includes video, due to popular demand

    That's a whole three games out of... A lot more than three! Wow! It's because it's the dramatic cliche now. At least Dead Space 2 they were only there for the reason that you can't expect Necromorphs to ignore a large portion of the Sprawl's population.
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    Our final hours. :A Dead Space 2 prequel rp: {open and accepting!}

    Samuel kept his rifle raised, only slightly lessening his grip. "Samuel Leach," he said, looking around. "I'm with security here. And don't ask me what's happening, because I don't know." "You're probably the first person I've seen who wasn't one of... those," he added.
  3. Zack McSleuthburger

    Dead Space 2 Is No Resident Evil 4

    Because once again, realism and practicality are totally what games like Dead Space aim for. And the game is action with a horror tone. They intended it that way. And saying that RE4 did any better job of horror is utter bullshit.
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    Heavy Metal: Why all the hate?

    I'm the only one of my friends who isn't big on metal. I enjoy some of it, but it is far from my favorite genre. Although just about everyone on this site seems to love it.
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    Our final hours. :A Dead Space 2 prequel rp: {open and accepting!}

    Samuel fired a few more shots into a corpse to make sure it was entirely dead this time. He had enough experience with things not being as dead as they should today. He turned to leave the room to find another of these monsters in the doorway. "Shit!" he shouted opening fire with his pulse...
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    Mirrors Edge2 Laid on Ice!

    I meant it as sympathy, but nice to see everything anyone says ever on the internet is still misconstrued as an insult.
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    Mirrors Edge2 Laid on Ice!

    The very idea of the game is utter shit at best. I'll feel bad for the masochists who enjoyed that horrid game, but I'll take this as great news.
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    Prejudices... You've got 'em!

    I fully expect everyone I meet to turn into a tentacle monster right in front of me. Trust no one.
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    Poll: Are you celebrating Valentines Day or Single Awareness Day?

    I'm celebrating my own holiday by assimilating everyone foolish enough to come near me.
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    Poll: American sentiment

    I'm neutral towards the people and the American system is absolutely horrible in every way, which makes it slightly better than almost everywhere else.
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    Poll: Would you become the new Grim Reaper?

    What you appear to be missing here is the fact that you also basically become super human and are responsible for death, which means you'd be able to leave anyone you want alive. That seems pretty fucking entertaining to me.
  12. Zack McSleuthburger

    Does anyone else think Duke Nukem Forever will suck balls of steel?

    How fucking DARE THEY release a game? I believe it looks shitty, but being pissed at the fact that the game is being released is just ridiculous.
  13. Zack McSleuthburger

    Worst ending in a game.

    Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood. What. The. Fuck?! On a much lesser note: Dead Space 2. Why? I fucking loved the ending. I think it is a great ending for the game. But there are so many loose ends left open and even added, that I know they are going to horribly destroy everything that went...
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    Poll: Would you become the new Grim Reaper?

    Yeah! No one should ever die ever. The Grim Reaper is responsible for making sure things are dead when they die; he's not a fucking serial killer.
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    Poll: Would you become the new Grim Reaper?

    I'm not trying to be poetic, and if I'm the one in charge of death, I'm pretty sure I'd have a bit more control over when and how people die. Death is not a desk job. So yeah, being the angel of death would be great fun.