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Yahtzee did a review of EVE in the past, but this is the kind of game where you really have to spend time on it to truly know how much it sucks. One of the most common complaints is the overly-complex nature of the skill training system; there's hundreds of skills and the game includes a...

Half-life 1 and 2 are by far the best shooters ever made. Metroid Prime's the best console shooter IMO. Fuck Halo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esf9B-n5RlA [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esf9B-n5RlA] Louie, my favorite show on television, is coming back on June 28th! Anybody else think this show is absolutely hilarious?

Peter Molyneux.

I like that Half-Life leaves a lot of things ambiguous. If there's one thing first person shooters lack, it's subtlety. If you played HL1, things make a bit more sense. Basically the G-Man is an agent of fate. He's just like Anton Chigurh in No Country For Old Men; he's inhuman, omnipresent, and...

It's been ruined since Halo 2 IMO. That had to be one of the most lackluster sequels ever.

CoD's alright. It's like Halo; the single player's nothing special, but the multiplayer is very accessible and lots o' fun. You don't have to spend weeks playing to get good at it like you do with Counter-Strike, which is nice. The last one I played was the first Modern Warfare on PC, and I've...

QWOP

Everyone hates EA and yet they are just as big and successful as ever. EA is a shitty company but you can't put all the blame on them. Most people don't care who makes their games, they just want to play the new Madden with nothing changed except the roster, or the new Battlefield game which is...

Metal Gear Solid 4 isn't a game, it's an interactive movie with an incomprehensible plot and a lot of horrendous dialogue.

I don't even know why they made another Kid Icarus game. Did you play the one for NES? That game sucked ass. There's one part where you go into a door and there's just nothing there, just an empty room with no music even. What the hell was that about? Nintendo needs to stop screwing around...

Even though the Elder Scrolls has always had vampires, Bethesda are still somehow trying to get in on the already-over vampire trend. What a joke.

Yes, games need to be fun. Also, water is wet, the sky is blue, and the Pope is Catholic.

A totally obvious one I forgot about: the Myst series. Myst was great, Riven was incredible, Myst 3 was okay; after that things just got weird. I'm not really sure what happened with that series. Maybe it's the switch to 3D that did it, I don't know what it was but it just seemed like the...

Potions and spells with a different name. Yawn.