Recent content by ZekeTheHobo

I'm constantly drunk. For the record, I've never consumed a single alcoholic beverage in my life.

Borderlands is probably one of my favorite games. Not the best game I've played, not by a long shot, but it still got a good 250 hours of playtime from me. On a top ten list, it'd be around place seven. Comparing the first game with the second... I'd say that Borderlands 1 and Borderlands 2...

It's alright to let your kids watch TV. It's not alright to let your kids be taught by TV. It's also not alright to pack a single cookie for your kid's school lunch, never bother to come pick them up, then get high and throw loud parties while they're trying to sleep. You can't tell that to...

It's certainly more well-behaved than my cat, let me tell you. Also, I think a picture of an ASCII gravestone would work better as a permabanned avatar.

Starforge got in!? People actually care about it!? I AM HAPPY SOUL

YES MASTER. I SHALL OBEY. Hated level type: WATER! Friggn' water! Hydrophobia's been an issue for me ever since Mario 64's rendition of Unagi. The eel thing. Is it bad that I know the name? I think it's bad. Hated mission type: Timers! Especially when I have to do a checkpoint run in a...

"Look at you all, scrambling around in circles down there! You're not even doing anything, just wasting your time! I could crush you all in an instant... Yes yes, it breaks the "one sentence" rule, but not the "30 words" rule! If not that, then "This won't end well for anyone at this rate.

Woo, IRL Minecraft! I'd most likely end up like Father Grigori, quoting the bible at anything nearby, grabbing a hunting rifle and building stuff. IRL Minecraft with guns! Woo!

"It seems like fun! I hate it!" Graa. People hate change too much.

Thing is, curing cancer is not nearly as fun or attention grabbing as blasting a midget's head off with a shotgun that shoots lightning. If this cancer cure was tucked away behind a giant robot or something, we'd have seen major progress already. Also,

"Lemme tell you sumthin kiddos, back in my day, we had this holiday called "Halloween". It was all fine and dandy for a while, and all the parents made their kids dress up like idiots and demand candy from anyone with a pumpkin on their porch. But things started to go bad when the parents...

Ah, forgot about that. Edited OP for accuracy.

I was two at the time. I can be reasonably certain that my thoughts on gaming back then were "haha daddys getting beat up by that guy hey do the punch again make him do the punch again daddy". And then there's the baby picture of me holding a PS1 controller. I think dad took it away when he...

Fort wars has a set objective. Fort defense has a set objective. And there is a story, right here: http://www.starforge.com/lore.html I hate it when people dismiss things without doing any research on them. Hell, I probably would have dismissed God Hand and Katamari as "more of that weird...

Aw. Hardly any love for the horribly underrated indie title? Oh well, at least it'll attract the hipster crowd.