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    So escapists, what is the oldest game you own a PHYSICAL copy of ?

    ninja gaiden for NES too bad both of my nes controllers start buttons are messed up
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    Ubisoft ask's where the next Assassin's Creed should be set

    feudal japan.. daddy wants dual katanas to kill templars with..victorian england sounds kinda tempting too as does china
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    Objectively good, subjectively bad

    warhammer online wrath of heroes..granted its a beta..i played it for about 25 mins lost all interest completely altho i see it having some good mechanics and gameplay + i love all things warhammer. just can't touch it anymore...
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    Video game controllers, Are they that complicated??

    the only "controller" i've had trouble adapting to would be my mouse.. razer naga..took me about a week or two to get used to the side button layout other than that i prefer the xbox 360 controller over other consoles controllers..the ps3 controller shoulder buttons and stick layout is just...
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    Sexy and I Know It

    i get my cool on after a successful month of training which lasts me a month unless i happen to dislocate my knee and don't get to train...3 guesses how pissed off and frustrated i am at moment..
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    Coloured men don't cheat - *UPDATED* 29/10/11

    if you read my earlier post you would have noticed that muslims aren't monogamous anyways so they don't consider it cheating if a man has say 4 wives (most muslim countries agreed as 4 being the limit of wives...)
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    Coloured men don't cheat - *UPDATED* 29/10/11

    uhm didn't go through all the posts so dunno if someone already pointed this out..but don't some/many/majority(i honestly have no idea and am too lazy to check) of arabic/african nations allow polygamy ? now i had to go wikipedia on this.. apparently india allows this if you are registered...
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    So an Escapist walks into a bar and...

    uhm.. everything =) if im being picky then i'll go with guinness for "slower" night long island iced teas+white russians for faster nights and ze drink one bartender in my wow guild dubbed invictus.. (about 1/4th of a glass filled with vodka 1/4th absinthe 1/4th curacao liquor 1/4th apple...
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    Who yould you want to narrate your life?

    the baddest muthafucka to walk this planet of course.. Samuel L. Jackson now for narrating.. everytime i insert [M] it references that oh so enjoyable word mr Jackson delivers with much gusto. "this sad little [M] woke up and started making some [M] breakfast in an effort to feed his puny...
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    Have you ever beaten a game without dying once... on the first try?

    both assassin's creeds..unless you count controller malfunction and character jumping the back left from a rooftop instead of forward and repainting the sidewalk other than that no desyncs at all...i dont think any guards actually even hit me once the hidden blade + counter timing pretty much...
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    So do you ever type out a post and then change your mind and delete it?

    about 99% of the time, i think its because i dont want to sound psychotic on the interwebz
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    "I hate it with the fiery passion of a thousand fucking suns!"

    reality tv, politics, politicians, religions (im not picky..i hate them all), people who try to force their bullshit down my throat and start insulting me when i refuse to swallow, teenagers, weapons (they make little kids think they're tough + they take all the manliness out of wars.... just...
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    Controller life expectancy

    my ps1 controllers (had 3) lasted for probably around 1-2 years a piece, i did abuse them in every way imaginable including jumping on them, using them as a football, throwing them in fits of rage at some point in each controllers lifespan. actually my first ps1 controller probably took the...
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    Something I saw on The Daily Wh.at...

    2l bottle of coke with a lil' under half of it gone a bottle of whiskey...and some heavy duty painkillers oh and one of those really small screwdrivers you use for say opening consoles or so ... atleast i wont die in pain ^^
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    Biggest threat to your life right now

    me if someone gets a bright idea to suggest an fun and crazy idea which might end up killing me i might just take the bait