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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! Cthulu fhtagn! All hail Cthulu!

I, for one would study it. Who knows what I could accomplish if, for some reason, Kessler just gave me a Ray Sphere. I could give myself powers without loss of life. Or, perhaps, with only loss of plant life... The possibilities are endless!

The red shall live on!

This thread reminded my why I liked the "Red ___ standing by" meme so much. anyway, red shell standing by.

Redstone, standing by.

legh Louis eats good hamsters No Louis, those aren't pills, don't ea- Oh god, that's disgusting!

Eh, I don't think I'd really be able to beat all the bosses I've beaten in my entire life, so I'll just... Wait, the cast of TF2 is in Heaven with me? BRING IT ON!!! In all seriousness though, some of those bosses would be nigh on impossible. Unless superpowers count as a weapon, games like...

Hmmm... Let's see... The most recently murdered would be: GLaDOS? Thanks, but no thanks. I'm not one of those people who can digest solid metal.

Locate my towel and stick out my thumb. Let the hitchhiking begin!

The first thing I'd do is begin a detailed investigation into what the original creator of the Death Note series did with his. Think about it: How would he know about death notes unless he had one himself. Since there are many shinigami each with their own deathnote, during the course of my...

Here lies Brian. He ran fast, and died a virgin.

Sweet, now it's in the same month as my birthday. I'm perfectly happy to wait for a game like Portal 2. It'll be worth it.

on his own in the...

For me it's probably Left for Dead, 1 or 2. Despite being the Valve-ophile that I am, I never actually got around to buying either of them, even though they look really cool.

Ancient province of New Alaska.