Recent content by ZombieDroid

LOL my friend Tiff passed out drunk one time and we drew all over her and we drew a big penis on her face with the head pointing right beside her mouth. When she woke up she kept licking her lips and it was just the finniest shit I have ever seen! She didn't even understand....

Uhm, maybe not. We are biffles but things were awkward after the breakup, I dont want him to be angry at me LOL. But my friend that I threw the party for, now THATS different. She is currently Duct taped to her bed, drawn all over and shaving creamed...I am evil..

....oh my...that sounds....disgusting! Roasting puke, Uck!!! LOL, plus, its harder to clean out of a Tent that a house lol

LOL, I wish I could be less sensible, but I always end up babysitting at parties. Meh, this is his first time puking so I will let him off easy....this time lol

Uhm, I would live happily with them and become happy Zombie friends....It would be fun, we would be sickishly pale together!

LOL I dont really want to go anywhere near there. He may be my BFF but he was my boyfriend at one time and thats just awkward lol. Its his first time puking, I think I will leave him at that shame HAHA

It was a surprise party for my friend. Everyone went to bed but Jombo, Jonny, and I decided to stay up playing drinking games. Now, since I was 15 I've drank straight liquor, so I was good with my tequilla mixes, and when I ran out of that, the keg, but Jonny has been drunk like 5 times...

I live in Saskatchewan....Sooooo no need to swim here lol

LOL I think that I may leave him be. He has to drive a friend (whose birfday party it was) and I to a grad findraiser in aboue three hours LOL@him

I third that!!

I learnt to swim when I was young, going through all of the levels of swim teachery. And I dont think that starting at beginiers with a KG is embarasing!! Dude, that was a very traumatic experiance, it takes hardcore balls to even do that, so be proud man, be hardcore proud!!! Because I sure as...

LOL nice south park underwear gnomes reference Shockolate (and powerthirst name LOL) that made my night

LOL yeah, he is passed out snoring on my couch hugging a puke bicket, good FB pics X3

LOL I pretty much was, we were playing socialbles, and other fun drinking games, then we were all like OMG you said the word, two gulps two gulps, he was all like naw Im good, we were like no man, game rules, then he puked all over my cards lol, so i just helped him not die alone in my...

Doesnt helping a drunk friend get more sober after he puked all over your house and drank your keg just suck? Especially when he is passed out on MY bed??