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    You favourite movie quotes.

    Old, but Darth Vader never said "Luke, I am your father". He said "No, I am your father," after Luke said, "You killed my father!".
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    Why do current RPGs not have scythes?

    I came into this thread thinking about commenting on how much better poleaxes and halberds are than scythes. Man I miss Morrowind...
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    You die! And are reincarnated as a lead character in any gameverse you choose..who and why?

    Gordon Freeman. Need I say why? ... please don't ask why.
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    The Expendables sucked??? Will you still see it?

    I like just about every kind of movie, and I'm STILL excited because I never take a newspaper's word on movies. I normally use good judgement or IMDB if its a tough choice. IMDB gave this one an 8.5 which is excellent for a movie.
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    Fallout 3's Engine can't handle ladders.

    To be fair, I have seen NPCs climb up ladders in Fallout 3, but it might have only been in Point Lookout. And the only way that I'd enjoy ladders being climbable is if they have the system like in Gears of War where it takes, like, only two-three seconds to traverse up and down them because the...
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    Poll: Medal of Fable Creed: New Reach

    I'm going to love everyone of those games on the list, but Fallout is the one I will technically marry. I've put countless of my life into that game.
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    Yahtzee needs to take a break from Zero Punctuation.

    I figured all the more pressing matters have already occurred within the first page or so, so I'm just going to say that I appreciate Yahtzee's efforts to amuse us despite the incessant nagging and nitpicking. People are too nostalgic. Thumb's up to you, Croshaw.
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    Videogame characters you hate with a passion.

    Francis McReary from GTA IV. What a douche! I was going to say Michelle (Karen), but then again she said one of my favorite quotes ever. "Cool pants, Niko!"
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    Need a good Horror game

    All posts should have stopped after this. The truth hath been spoken!
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    Your Perfect Band.

    Vocals: Maynard James Keenan Bass: Les Claypool Guitar: Joe Satriani Drums: Neil Peart
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    Poll: First Thread - Win or Fail?

    What was your first thread posted (if posted), and what did you learn? Mine was about agreeing on Yahtzee's view on games. *facepalm* I learned my lesson and I feel a little less noobish.
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    Lines from games that still haunt you when heard.

    Have you ever played a game and heard one thing that lead to horrible events? Mine would have to be "We don't go to Ravenholm" Half-Life 2
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    You favourite movie quotes.

    "I don't care if you cover yourself in peanut butter and have a fifteen hooker gang-bang" Saw
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    Whats your Escapist Avatar!

    Its obviously a zombie lawn gnome
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    Elder Scrolls V: How can Bethesda learn from Bioware

    I was going to say something, but it seems like we've got it covered already.