100ft snake?

[MyTriforce]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1149743/Picture-100ft-long-snake-sparks-fears-mythical-monster-Borneo.html

Do you think this is just photoshop or do you think the Loch Ness Monster has migrated?

 

[Sir Ollie]

The first picture it looks like if someone has used the 3d tool in Paintshop pro and made a tube, the second well err yeah....

 

[Dorian]

Sorry to bum you out, but it looks like some tree or a thick vine fell into the river.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Could very easily be Photoshopped.
The stuff that's easiest to fudge with computer graphics: Blurry, fuzy pictures, and camera scenes where the camera is appearing to be hand held, shaky and mattled. It's alot easier to match an animation roughly to movement with tons of motion blur than having to match it to every perceptible detail in a still camera, much more convinceing.
Insuch, if the picture appears to be blurred or blown up in a still, it's hard to detect doctoring.

 

[joystickjunki3]

My guess is that it's fake.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

they both look photoshopped.

 

[Zildjin81]

The second picture looks like someone just shoveled a line of dirt into the water.

 

[Arsen]

If that were real it'd be real scary. I'd grab Aerith, Cloud, and Barret right off the bat to combat it.

 

[Zani]

Looks very fake, and I think I've seen these pictures somewhere else...

 

[GRoXERs]

First one could easily be a boat and its wake, second is probably a floating net. Both could be photoshopped.

 

[MindBullets]

One of the comments says that "The Balleh River is a tributary of the Rajang, and is about half a kilometre wide at it's smallest points - looking at the photo, the 'snakes' head appears to be roughly one tenth of that - that would make it's head 50 metres wide!"

So, yeah. Shop'd.

 

[L33tsauce_Marty]

The first looks like an amazing photoshop failure, the second is at least decent.

 

[RAWKSTAR]

Im the only on childish enough to think the title '100ft snake' had a picture of a man with a hundred foot penis...

 

[Symp4thy]

If that were real it'd be real scary. I'd grab Aerith, Cloud, and Barret right off the bat to combat it.

Indeed, the Midgar Zolom.

The first photo looks like a terrible photoshop job. And the second, well...that could be anything.

 

[Taerdin]

Its probably fake, but this thing wasnt!

Earlier this month scientists unearthed the fossil of a killer snake that was longer than a bus, as heavy as a small car and which could swallow an animal the size of a cow.

The 45ft long monster - named Titanoboa - was so big that it lived on a diet of crocodiles and giant turtles, squeezing them to death and devouring them whole.

Im the only on childish enough to think the title '100ft snake' had a picture of a man with a hundred foot penis...

Definitely not!

 

[ParkourMcGhee]

How about we capture it then release it in Disneyland (Paris, I won't go all the way over to America just for this) as an attraction 'ride'?

 

[new_age_reject]

This are a shoop.
I can tell because of the pixels and I have seen many shoops in my time.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Photoshop.

Also Please change the title, I thought this post was about me.