3 Wishes?

[Ursus Buckler]

So yeah, like the title says... if you pulled an Aladdin and you were greeted by a genie who gave you three wishes, what would you wish for?

Only rule that applies is that you can't wish for more wishes. AND I DO MEAN ONLY RULE.

As an example. I would wish

1. To be Batman.
2. To be famous for my books.
3. For someone that loved me for me (for I am nothing if not a romantic).

k shoot.

 

[JochemDude]

No more hatred
No more creed
No more laziness

There wouldn't be any problems in the world anymore.

 

[baconsarnie]

Wish for the ability to wish for more wishes?
Or
Pokemon is real

 

[Orks da best]

1. To alter time and space as I see fit (screwing around with stuff.)
2. Wish for magical orb that only can be used by me, is unbreakable, and can grant me more wishes
3. Set the Genie free.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Solve world hunger

No more war

A successful film career for me

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

1) Absolute world peace and equality
2) Everlasting youth for everyone
3) For Olivia Wilde to be my permanent booty call (hey, I had to have one selfish one right)

 

[LiberalSquirrel]

As an example. I would wish

1. To be Batman.
2. To be famous for my books.
3. For someone that loved me for me (for I am nothing if not a romantic).

I'm a romantic too... that's why I would never want to wish for love. I think that all the trials and tribulations of romance are part of what makes that special person so wonderful.

...That, and I'd always feel like I somehow coerced the person to love me against his will.

So, let's see. My three wishes...

1) A magical, portable button, only capable of being pressed by me, that could magically make any item I want appear when pressed. I would, of course, specify that this button should be able to be pressed an infinite amount of times.

...since that first wish would get me whatever I desired (food, a house, video games... whatever...) my next two wishes would just be to get the genie to go away. So it'd be:

2) A bowl of my mother's homemade applesauce
and
3) A non-expired carton of milk.

 

[ace_of_something]

I only need one. "I wish everything written on this piece of paper was true"

 

[NotSoLoneWanderer]

1)To be immortal
2)The ability to completely manipulate the universe
3)A new computer

 

[Shakomaru]

Hmmm...
1. Airbending
2. Sburb discs for me and all my friends
3. Cake.

 

[Saltyk]

1) I'd wait for the local lottery to get really high. Like $150 million or better and then wish to be the one and only winner. This avoids the pitfalls of the money being stolen or fake, plus I'm giving something back in the form of taxes and such.
2) The secret of easy space travel.
3) The ability to manufacture and produce the craft required in said space travel. Think of the possibilities that would give us. Also, I'd never have to work again. Using my winnings as seed money and getting aid from governments interested in such a things would guarantee that I would be wealthy beyond your wildest dreams.

 

[Raven's Nest]

First up would be an FTL equipped starship with an unlimited fuel/power source outfitted to the same specifications as the Enterprise D...

I'll get back to you if I ever needed anything else...

 

[Hawk of Battle]

Oh no, you aren't getting me like that, I've seen too many stories where wishes go wrong or the genie is evil or whatever, I'm not falling for that. I gota remain genre savy here.

 

[Bara_no_Hime]

Wish 1: Restorer Nanobots that can cure all diseases, repair all wounds, prevent aging, maintain my metabolism in whatever way I wish, and create cosmetic alterations to my body - nanobots that obey my orders, but otherwise work automatically. Further, these bots are blood-born and will transfer between wounds or in sexual fluids. That way I can pass the nanobots on to anyone I choose to.

Wish 2: Next weeks winning lottery numbers.

Wish 3: ... ... bacon.

 

[ImperialSunlight]

1. Wish to be a god.
2. I only need one, when you're a god you have little need for wishes. Wish the genie were free.

 

[Instant K4rma]

1. Skyrim

2. Skyrim DLC

3. Horse armor

I went there.

 

[Zingtea]