6-Year old rapper- What the hell o.O

[Sean Hollyman]

I don't know if this is right or not... he's 6 years old and there are women in bikinis shaking their asses in his face..

 

[Nouw]

My avatar and title sum up my feelings. This just makes me ill, not the other ill.

 

[keybird]

I don't wanna live on this planet anymore...It.....

It's not even just the kid, it's the fact that the women, and the camera guy, and the producer all thought "This is a good idea"

 

[Ldude893]

Thank you Nostalgia Critic for giving me all the expressions I need to react to such failness.

 

[Colour Scientist]

Well that was uncomfortable.
It's pretty fucking disturbing.
He's six for fuck sake, what kind of money-hungry parents does he have?

 

[Hazy992]

I was gonna come in and say 'so what, you get child singers what's wrong with a child rapper?'

Then I saw the video thumbnail. Christ...

 

[Padwolf]

Damn that was disturbing. He's only six! And all the people involved in this thought it was a good idea? If the kid likes to rap, then they should let him, but there are other ways!

 

[Vuliev]

Allow me to respond with this relevant .gif:

(you know, because it's fiddysent)


Seriously, though, this is kinda messed.

 

[The_Blue_Rider]

Im gonna ignore whats in the video and ask, Is this really Rap? I mean i know when you get down to it rapping is just talking really fast, but there's a rhythm to it, and lots of clever wordplay.

This was just a six year speaking into a camera.

 

[Andy Shandy]

I would comment how this is terrible and all that, not just musically, but probably morally as well, but...

What the hell is up with that belly button?

 

[bobmus]

OK, so there's the phallic water gun, and the lyrics, and the honeys, and whatever he's doing with his hands. But none of it takes away from the fact that he's an outy!!

No, but seriously, what up with the penis water pump.

 

[bobmus]

I would comment how this is terrible and all that, not just musically, but probably morally as well, but...

What the hell is up with that belly button?

You, sir, think like a gentleman and a ninja.

I was transfixed. <.<

 

[Archroy]

I would comment how this is terrible and all that, not just musically, but probably morally as well, but...

What the hell is up with that belly button?

He caused so much popping of the booties, there was an equal and opposite reaction, causing a popping of the belly.

 

[Nouw]

Im gonna ignore whats in the video and ask, Is this really Rap? I mean i know when you get down to it rapping is just talking really fast, but there's a rhythm to it, and lots of clever wordplay.

This was just a six year speaking into a camera.

It has some form of rhyme so yes, it is rapping. Just very bad rapping because he sounds really annoying, a consequence of having a six year-old's voice.

 

[GiantRaven]

Of all the weird and creepy things I've seen in my life, this was definitely the weirdest and creepiest.

 

[wooty]

THe YT link aint working for me but is this legit or is it just some smacked-up guys who thought it would be a great idea?

Actually I'm just too confused to care. Say hello to the internets new meme for the next few months.

 

[Adam Jensen_v1legacy]

Is it wrong to say that I want to kill that kid? And his parents? And everyone involved in making that video?

 

[idarkphoenixi]

Let's reverse the roles here and say it's a 6 year old girl singing singing while a bunch of grown men in speedo's shake their crotch around. Feel those hairs on your neck? I think you have your answer. The video would probably get banned and everyone involved would get some serious investigations. It wouldn't even be a question of whether it's acceptable or not.

Honestly this is just creepy and makes me incredibly uncomfortable. And considering I have a high tolerance for almost anything I can only imagine how other people feel. A 6year old has no business talking about being able to pop booties (which I assume is some kind of euphimism for anal sex) and as if that's not enough theres phallic symbles scattered around...

Ah fuck it, Tracy Morgan I'll let you take over: