7th Annual Day of the Ninja

[aeonite]

Today (and every December 5) is the Day of the Ninja. The perfect excuse to dress in black, hide in corners, and not talk to anyone. So like Friday night at the Goth club, basically, except with swords.

What will you be doing to celebrate? I'm gonna watch Michael Dudikoff movies.

 

[Count Igor]

I'm going to wear black clothing and hide on the corner before jumping out and shouting BOO!

Then I'll get arrested and get an ASBO

 

[Onyx Oblivion]

I'll play more Persona 4. And I guess use Yosuke more. He's kinda like a ninja...

Well, he dual wields and uses Wind magic. And his Persona looks like a ninja. Ninjas use wind magic, right?

 

[Super Six One]

I'm now going to watch a Taiwanise film Chocolate, ok she's not technically a ninja, but she's proper baddass at fighting people.

 

[Jedamethis]

Shit! I've stayed at home and done nothing all day! >.<

 

[spartan1077]

I'm going to be an actual damn ninja and blend in with crowds until i get my chance to assassinate some samurais. NINJAS DIDNT WEAR BLACK CRAP! Otherwise they would've been noticed by everyone. They looked, acted, talked like, and were farmers!...*end rant*

 

[binvjoh]

Well I was off to a great start then.
Spent the first hours of the day ('round 3am) rocking out to "Kung-Fu-Fighting" by Carl Douglas and fighting air.

Ah, the things I will do not to fall asleep.

 

[AmayaOnnaOtaku]

Probably teach my young grasshopper the way of the ninja.
And tips for dating a NINJA:
Another tip for dating a ninja: Ninjas do not like to be tickled. EVER.
Another tip on dating a ninja: Humming the song "Kung Fu Fighting" will not instantly make your ninja boyfriend frisky.
Although very difficult to find and date, a ninja boyfriend will always protect you, including wielding a comically shaped plastic cactus.
More tips for dating a ninja: Just because he can be all stealthy, doesn't mean he'll agree to pick up any feminine hygiene products for you on his way home from work. Ninjas embarrass
easily.
A very practical tip on dating a Ninja: Don't pretend to know any martial arts just to impress him. You never know when he'll decide to test your ninja knowledge. And then you'll end
up looking awfully silly writhing on the floor in pain.
More tips on dating a Ninja: Be supportive. Even when he decides to fight 10 bad guys at once. If you roll your eyes and cast doubt on his ninja abilities, he's gonna get
all paranoid and mess up.
ANOTHER tip on dating a ninja >> : When you ask him "Is that a sword or are you just happy to see me," it's a sword.
Dating a Ninja....tip #5! Remind him that throwing stars (shurikens) are not romantic gifts. Neither are nunchukas, sais, bokkens or kakutes.
Continuing tips on dating a Ninja: Get used to that old master guy hanging around the apartment. He's there
to stay. You'll realize soon enough that your ninja boyfriend must pass all decisions by his master. The Master is just like a judgmental mother-in-law, only he's an old man who keeps calling your boyfriend "Grasshopper," and you "Bitchy-san."
Further tips on dating a ninja:
Forget about asking a lot of questions about his personal life. Apparently, that's a security risk. Just be content knowing that he isn't seeing other ninjaettes
Tips for dating a ninja, #2.
Don't be startled if he shows up in the middle of the night looking rather flustered. This is how all ninjas appear when they get home from a long day of ninjaing.
The Death Touch does not qualify as foreplay.