_______: Bringer of the apocolypse

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zombiejoe

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I can't think of a good story here, so let's just get to it.

You somehow have all the powers of a god now. And you have been forced by something to use that power to destroy all life on earth. You can say "volcano" and a single volcano will find a way to destroy earth. Or you could say something detailed like "horrible virus that turns everyone into werewolfs, and then terrorists use nukes to..."

And no matter what you say, it will cause the end of the world.
 

Zap Rowsdower

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If I'm a god, how can someone force me to do anything?
OT: I would say "paradox that blows people's heads up trying to understand it".
 

delet

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Pancakes will rain from the heavens and crush everyone in sight. Death by Pancake will finally be achieved.
 

zombiejoe

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Zap Rowsdower said:
If I'm a god, how can someone force me to do anything?
OT: I would say "paradox that blows people's heads up trying to understand it.
Idk, maybe a time walrus is holding your space daughter hostage, I don't know.

lol
 

Hazzaslagga

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Sneaky-Pie said:
Mr. Binkles
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He is the destroyer of worlds.
ARRGHHH! the cuteness is overpowering. You monster. on another note i'd say a cake realted apocalypse would be awesome. either that or a brutal legend style apocalypse
 

Queen Michael

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zombiejoe said:
Zap Rowsdower said:
If I'm a god, how can someone force me to do anything?
OT: I would say "paradox that blows people's heads up trying to understand it.
Idk, maybe a time walrus is holding your space daughter hostage, I don't know.

lol
Or maybe he's one of those Norse, non-almighty gods.
 

Quid Plura

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I'd put DRM's in use. Oh... wait.

Disease would work, but something slow, affecting DNA over generations. Maybe some sort of de-evolution, returning men to single-cell organisms.
 

Vhite

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4chan, Christopher Walken, bunnies, awesomeness, nerds, Kirby.
I would love to die in apocalypse which would be caused by combination of these.
 

emeraldrafael

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Disney. Yeah, anyhting that was so evil to give us Hannah Montana, the Jonas Bros., Justin Beiber, and all that garbage that ISNT a cartoon is an agent of satan itself.

That and walt was an antisemite.