A lighter subject; Yo Mama Jokes/Dozens

[Smithnikov_v1legacy]

Just what it says on the label. Post your best Yo Mama burns.

Yo mama so dumb, when she went shopping for Cheese Nips, she looked in the Asian food section.

 

[Neurotic Void Melody]

Yo Mama is most certainly not a lighter subject

 

[Bobular]

Yo Mama so dumb she makes my Mama look like a functional member of society.

 

[Samtemdo8_v1legacy]

Yo Mama so fat she has pictures of food in her purse.

 

[Smithnikov_v1legacy]

Yo mama so dumb, she thinks Tu Pac Shakur is a Jewish holiday.

 

[Marik2]

Yo momma is so stupid, that she stole free food.

 

[Addendum_Forthcoming]

Ur mum is so fat the nation just registered her as a natural gas reserve.

 

[MrCalavera_v1legacy]

Yo mama so greasy, she's a danger to aquatic life.

 

[Silentpony_v1legacy]

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to fly off the handle so instead she goes Grey Hound off the handle

 

[Marik2]

It's just like a wild west thread.

 

[Silentpony_v1legacy]

It's just like a wild west thread.

Except without the death threats, slurs, and direct attacks. If this was the wild west every Yo Mama joke would be directed at Saelune or myself and then LULZ.

So this is simply better in every way.

 

[Tanis]

Yo Mama so...fat she sat on a dollar bill and made ten dimes.

Yo Mama so...fat she sat on a quarter and Washington started singing 'O say can you see, get your fat ass off of me!'.

Yo Mama so...dumb she thought Jar-Jar came with pickle-pickles.

Yo Mama so...dumb she thought a German Pinscher was a German who pinched fur.

Yo Mama so...fat she bent Wolverine's claws with her ass.

Yo Mama so...dumb she only buys white cars because she didn't want to pulled over by a cop driving while black.

 

[Samtemdo8_v1legacy]

Yo Mama so...dumb she thought Jar-Jar came with pickle-pickles.

Yo Mama's so fat Ben Kenobi said, "That's no moon, that's yo momma!"

 

[Tanis]

Yo Mama so...Canadian she apologized for burning down the White House in 1814.

 

[Smithnikov_v1legacy]

Yo mama so poor, when she goes to KFC she has to lick other people's fingers.

 

[Asita]

Well if you insist...

 

[JoJo]

Yo Mama, she's so fat, she wears two wristwatches... one for each time zone.

 

[Saelune]

It's just like a wild west thread.

Except without the death threats, slurs, and direct attacks. If this was the wild west every Yo Mama joke would be directed at Saelune or myself and then LULZ.

So this is simply better in every way.

I hate my mother, bring it on.

 

[Frezzato]

Yo momma so fat

but I still love her. Please have her call me. Tell her I'm sorry about Thanksgiving.

 

[Souplex]

Yo' momma so fat she has a high risk of diabetes and heart disease.
Yo' momma so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.
Yo' momma so dumb that she cannot be trusted to run her own life.
Yo' momma so ugly that you keep her locked in the basement for fear that she'll frighten neighborhood children.