A simple typo...

[sirdanrhodes]

OK, we have all been there, we have all done it, we have made a typo that completely changes the the tone of what you are writing. Post story's here of how you managed to mess up...

Once, instead on putting "Nigeria", my hand slipped onto my touch pad, moving the cursor and clicking elsewhere in the text... It then spelt "Niger", and "ia" was earlier in the text.

 

[Cuniculus]

I once told someone "My shit is green."

Obviously I meant my shirt.

It's unhealthy for shit to be that color.

 

[The Infamous Scamola]

Niger is already another country in Africa, so it wasn't that bad.

 

[perfectimo]

I every so often forget the "n't" at the end of words, makes me an instant hypocrite.

 

[Lunatic_Monk]

What those dudes said about Niger, I was going to say, but they already said it. So unsaid by me, it shall remain.

 

[Major_Sam]

The amount of times I've tried to type disk and it has come out as...well...you know

 

[Evilvikingking]

The amount of times I've tried to type disk and it has come out as...well...you know

This is my favourite. I once put "Dick" in a computing exam. Still got full marks though. My teacher obviously likes dick

*Shrugs*

 

[kaziard]

"dont forget to wipe the cork dry" r's can be so hard to remember somtimes...

 

[Eskay]

Remember seeing a great one a while back, guy posted up something like:

"I love my gameboy, but when I play it to much it makes my nads hurt. Does this happen to anyone else?"

I really hope he meant hands.

 

[jymkata]

"Aunt."
An innocuous enough word
unless you have broken your hand and are unable to coherently type with your left hand.
Then it becomes something worse

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

MSN

Be back in a sex

I MEAN SEC!!

 

[Ancalagon]

Not mine, but I heard of a woman emailing her female co-worker, starting with the line 'I realise that you are a very busty individual'.

But I think the most unfortunate one I've seen is this, taken from the BBC's Have Your Say section of their website.

http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com/2008/12/11/most-unfortunate-typo/

 

[CyberAkuma]

"Hoppas du får kul ikväll" is Swedish for "I hope you'll get some fun tonight"

"Hoppas du får kuk ikväll" is Swedish for "I hope you'll get some cock tonight"

Embarrasing typo to say the least...

 

[Caimekaze]

MSN

Be back in a sex

I MEAN SEC!!

All. The. Time.

It really is embarrassing.

 

[wewontdie11]

Wasn't me but the best one I have was talking to a female friend of mine on MSN about The Green Mile.

Her:"At the end I was git NOOOOOOO!"
Her:"Awww bless him."
Her:"I was a giant black man."
Me: :|

She apparently meant to say "want" but I have my doubts....

 

[RyQ_TMC]

Ignore that, what the guy below said... dunno how i forgot Lagos was the captial of Nigeria!

I'd put my money on Abuja any day of the week, actually...

*Snippity*

*Snip*

Ah, yeah, why did they even put those letters next to each other? In my friend's case, it was actually supposed to be "gimme sec"... Which makes it even funnier.

 

[Zani]

I tend to type "reivew" instead of review, because I'm typing too fast.

 

[Xvito]

"Hoppas du får kul ikväll" is Swedish for "I hope you'll get some fun tonight"

"Hoppas du får kuk ikväll" is Swedish for "I hope you'll get some cock tonight"

Embarrasing typo to say the least...

Haha, nice!

I never chat... Almost. So I've never made any typos like that.

 

[zauxz]

I'm feeling kind of dick today.

I MEAN SICK