ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED.

[buddee1]

So I have been doing this for a while. When ever I do something special I'll say "ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED" then the name of the achievement I have made up, then give myself a gamerscore. For instance "ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED. EGGHEAD- receive 100% on a test. 35G". So readers of this post, I would like to challenge you to come up with some of these fake achievements. Good luck.

 

[TornadoFive]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - The Procrastinator! - Left all college work untill the end of the holidays. 10G

 

[Miles000]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - The Procrastinator! - Left all college work untill the end of the holidays. 10G

I'll one up you.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - The EPIC Procrastinator!!! - Left all uni work until day before due date. Then Quit. 100G

 

[RatRace123]

Watch over 100 consecutive hours of porn. 15G

 

[Aphex Demon]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - Takin' out the trash! - Took a massive dump at work. 50G

 

[PurpleLeafRave]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - Hail to the king baby! - Do no revision for an exam and still get over 90%. 50G

 

[ManWithHat]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - Generic Accomplishment! - Obtained distinctive merit depicting rewarded action. 10G

 

[Wondermint13]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - Teamwork
You and a Friend participated in a Threesome.

 

[Mr Companion]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - Gowned Upon
Spend at least 50% of your life in a dressing gown. 30G

 

[Ulquiorra4sama]

Find a rock n' roll music video of any genre on youtube where none of the highest rated comments include either of the following names: Justin Bieber, Rebecca Black, Lady Gaga

EDIT: Should probably not say "Gold Trophy" considering what generator i used. So i'll give 50G for it.
EDIT2: No. I don't know what the Gamerscore equivalent of a Gold Trophy would be.

 

[StormShaun]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - Not Givin' a penut - Nutshot all the main bosses

 

[Mr Companion]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - i r mister orignol
Make a video on youtube with the song "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" throughout 10G

 

[valkeminator]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - Still Alive? - Successfully converting Oxygen into Carbon Dioxide.

 

[Varrdy]

Achievement Unlocked - Mama Mia!: Drink your body weight in Peroni - 50G

Achievement Unlocked - Luke! Pull up!: Fail to notice there's no bog-roll left before "commencing your attack run" - 5G

Achievement Unlocked - Ur doin' it wrong!: Fuck up your final university project and thus fail to achieve your degree - 75G (And boy do I never hear the fucking end of that one!)

Achievement Unlocked - You can bank on that!: Fill a Pringles can with bottle-caps (Only from bottles you drank yourself though!) - 35G (Already past halfway on can number two, for the record!)

Achievement Unlocked - You've got to go sideways to go forwards!: Pull off a flawless drift / powerslide - 50G (In a Caterham 7, for the record. Proudest moment of my life!)

Wardy

 

[K84]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - You Spin me Right Round - Darwin's corpse is spinning in it's grave every time you open your mouth. 5G

80% of humanity has this one, me thinks.

 

[Ddgafd]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - Someone set us up the dumb - Fail at speaking and spelling while on the internet - 10G

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - Leekspeek - Troll your friends with leekspin.

 

[Spartan X1]

Achievement Unlocked- Centurian- live past 100- 100G

 

[shadyh8er]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - Hold that Note! - Blow a conch shell until your eyes feel like they're gonna pop out. 25g

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - Captchas - ifircekl saw

 

[jhlip]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!! Chivalry- Held the door open for someone. 20G

 

[Trolldor]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - Foxy Lady - Release an uncontrollable signal of approval at a passing lady. And get caught. 0G

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - Usurper - Aggrevate your group leader on an assignment by second-guessing every suggestion they make, and have everyone else in the group agree with you. 15G

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED - But that's not Fair! - earn less per week than your unemployed friend. 50G