Achievements IRL

[Arrowarrow]

So I was bored at work and thought there should be achievements IRL.
A few examples I cooked up were:

Use your credit/debit card regularly for -just- food, for a month. Title: Family Man/Woman
Spend 70% of your monthly income on crap. Title: Big Spender
Work over 70 hours in a week. Title: Bacon Bringer

If you can think of any, please post them.
P.S. I know my titles aren't very witty ^^

 

[PumpItUp]

The dangerous thing about Real Life Achievements is that out there, somewhere, someone would be determined to unlock absolutely every single one, including my favorite, "Don't Fear The Reaper".

 

[thefrizzlefry]

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!: Changed your daily routine in a meaningful way.
Guitar Hero: Learn to play "Bark At The Moon" full speed on an IRL guitar.
It's "Art"!: Get a piece of avant-garde artwork hung in a local gallery

 

[Your Mom is Attractive]

http://achievements.schrankmonster.de/ - you guys will like this

you insert what you want in there, and it makes it a neat little achievement graphic for use wherever u want.

 

[muffincakes]

Bad Respawn: Reincarnated as a cow.
Three in a Row!!!: Get all three forms of Hepatitis.
Safe Driver: Hitting every type of pedestrian in a single run(ie. school kid, lady w/walker, homeless guy, etc.)

 

[Erana]

Bad Respawn: Reincarnated as a cow.

Ever heard of Hinduism?

 

[Avatar Roku]

Gotta go with the classic:

Bet Ya can't do it again! 200G
Complete life on any difficulty

EDIT:
Well, I've been wrong before... 500000G
Complete life a second time on any difficulty

 

[muffincakes]

Bad Respawn: Reincarnated as a cow.

Ever heard of Hinduism?

Yeah, but after some thought I decided that I can have my own personal opinion that being a cow would suck. Especially if I were the kind that became a steak. Also, do holy cows make better burgers?

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Bad Respawn: Reincarnated as a cow.

Ever heard of Hinduism?

Yeah, but after some thought I decided that I can have my own personal opinion that being a cow would suck. Especially if I were the kind that became a steak. Also, do holy cows make better burgers?

If you are a cow, hope you are born in India...

 

[SquirrelPants]

LAWL ROFFLECOPTER-5L
Intentionally say "lol", "rofl", or any other leetspeak terms without using it to make a point or a joke.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

Wha...What?!? : Witness a UFO in person - 25G

Early Bird Gets the worm... : Get up early for work - 5G

 

[white_salad]

I have a package for you: Star in a porno: 200G

Don't drop the soap: Get sent to prison: 1G

Fox news: Blame a violent act on a video game: !100G

 

[Dancingman]

Seriously: Attend an event that doesn't pertain to your source of employment, your family or friends, or your health for over seven hours (I got this acheivement)

The World's Bravest Fool: Walk into a PETA headquarters whilst wearing a leather jacket and eating a hamburger.

The Chill Pill: Play CoD:WaW on Veteran and complete the campaign without freaking out.

 

[SovietSecrets]

Iron Liver: Drink to your limit and manage not to pass out.

Insomniac: Stay awake for 2 days gaming.

Sleeping Beauty: Sleep for an entire day without waking up once.

 

[Cirus Arvennicus]

Renaissance Man: Get 5 different jobs in 1 year. 100 G

 

[countrysteaksauce]

teh lulz- Troll someone IRL- 25 G
Wasted Youth- Score 1600 on the SAT with 2 parts or beat Jordan 100% on expert. Negative 200 G