An Interesting Little Diversion

[UAProxy]

Recently while looking up some mental disorders over the Google, I stumbled upon this little test. It's pretty simple, "Are you this, would you do that" fare, but it gives you a good selection of traits that it gauges to show you just how much of what you are. I found it accurate for the most part, but still interesting. So go ahead and take it, give us your results on this board. Was it what you expected? Did anything surprise you?

Spoiler: The Results

80%
Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test [http://similarminds.com/global-adv.html]

With me, I was largely nodding my head saying, "Yeah, that makes sense, I knew that, etc." I finally know I have an honest to goodness Peter Pan complex, at least. I was a little intrigued at my anti-authority score, though. Didn't realize I was that chaotic a person. I also figured my dependency would be a little higher than it was.

I'm still trying to work out how one can be lazy and disorganized but have a great work ethic, though. That stumps me.

 

[Rascarin]

Holy hell. I don't have a single good trait. Here's my trait snapshot:

messy, depressed, introverted, feels invisible, does not make friends easily, nihilistic, reveals little about self, fragile, dark, bizarre, feels undesirable, dislikes leadership, reclusive, weird, irritable, frequently second guesses self, unassertive, unsympathetic, low self control, observer, worrying, phobic, suspicious, unproductive, avoidant, negative, bad at saving money, emotionally sensitive, does not like to stand out, dislikes large parties, submissive, daydreamer

 

[Ciarang]

Spoiler: Spoilerered

Extraversion |||||||||| 36%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Orderliness |||| 16%
Accommodation |||| 16%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Interdependence |||||| 30%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness || 10%
Work ethic |||||||||| 40%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 70%
Romantic |||| 20%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 50%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 50%
Wealth |||||||||||||||| 70%
Dependency |||| 20%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 70%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Individuality |||||| 30%
Sexuality || 10%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 70%
Histrionic |||||||||||||| 60%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 70%
Artistic |||||| 30%
Hedonism || 10%
Physical fitness || 10%
Religious || 10%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Indie |||||||||||| 50%

Quite worried about how high my paranoia score is...

Wow, these are some strange traits, none of them seem to be good either:

secretive, reclusive, messy, disorganized, introverted, unassertive, rarely worries, dislikes large parties, does not like to fit in, does not need to control others, solitary, ambivalent about chaos, tough, leisurely, does not respect authority, not aggressive, observer, abstract, impractical, dislikes leadership, daydreamer, bizarre, does not make friends easily, not a perfectionist, suspicious, rarely irritated, strong physical instincts, unsympathetic at times, risk taker, submissive, weird, sarcastic, strange

 

[BonsaiK]

Spoiler

70%
similarminds.com [http://similarminds.com/global-adv.html]

I get 90% for sexuality but 10% for hedonism... hmmm, think test is broken...

 

[A Weary Exile]

The bottom description is way off, but I'll post it for teh lulz.

Spoiler

Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 63%
Stability |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 43%
Accommodation |||||| 30%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Mystical || 10%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Narcissism |||| 20%
Adventurousness |||| 20%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Conflict seeking || 10%
Need to dominate |||||||||| 40%
Romantic || 10%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Wealth || 10%
Dependency || 10%
Change averse || 10%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Individuality |||||||||||||| 60%
Sexuality |||| 20%
Peter pan complex |||| 20%
Histrionic || 10%
Vanity |||||||||||| 50%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Hedonism || 10%
Physical fitness |||| 20%
Religious || 10%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Indie || 10%


Stability results were very high which suggests you are extremely relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.

Orderliness results were moderately low which suggests you are, at times, overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.

Extraversion results were moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.

 

[similar.squirrel]

Clean, secretive, does not make friends easily, observer, hates large parties, risk averse, perfectionist, reclusive, solitude loving, more practical than abstract, does not like to stand out, high self control, intellectual, mind over heart, very cautious, takes precautions, respects authority, irritable, emotionally sensitive.

Pretty much what I had already known. Nice of the internet to depress me.

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

Cool test. The question about The Pixies made me incredibly happy.

Spoiler: My results

90%
similarminds.com [http://similarminds.com/global-adv.html]

It's actually quite accurate.

 

[A Weary Exile]

Quite worried about how high my paranoia score is...

It's a conspiracy!

_>

Who do you work for!?

(I scored an eighty in paranoia so we can join the tin foil hat club together! )

 

[Macgyvercas]

This is what it tells me. I think the D&D alingment test is more accurate though...

Spoiler

craves attention, messy, open, rash, irritable, likes large parties, low self control, weird, fragile, does not like to be alone, emotionally sensitive, worrying, depressed, heart over mind, does not respect authority, dependent, not rule conscious, not good at saving money, more interested in relationships than intellectual pursuits, likes to fit in, very social, frequently second guesses self, phobic, suspicious, not careful, outgoing, vain, compassionate, aggressive, likes to make fun, hates to lose

 

[Puzzles]

Spoiler

90%
similarminds.com [http://similarminds.com/global-adv.html]

Pretty much what I expected.

 

[Generator]

Holy hell. I don't have a single good trait. Here's my trait snapshot:

messy, depressed, introverted, feels invisible, does not make friends easily, nihilistic, reveals little about self, fragile, dark, bizarre, feels undesirable, dislikes leadership, reclusive, weird, irritable, frequently second guesses self, unassertive, unsympathetic, low self control, observer, worrying, phobic, suspicious, unproductive, avoidant, negative, bad at saving money, emotionally sensitive, does not like to stand out, dislikes large parties, submissive, daydreamer

I got the exact same thing.

I found it to be accurate in some places, but completely off in others. Of course, the test is completely based on my own answers, so maybe it's my fault.

 

[Ciarang]

(I scored an eighty in paranoia so we can join the tin foil hat club together! )

Heh heh, I knew I wasn't the only one!

[i]*Invites to the corner of the room to huddle together with tin hats*[/i]

 

[Spaghetti]

Spoiler

10%
similarminds.com [http://similarminds.com/global-adv.html]

introverted, secretive, messy, depressed, does not like leadership, somewhat nihilistic, observer, does not make friends easily, unassertive, feels invisible, feels undesirable, hates large parties, does not like to stand out, leisurely, suspicious, submissive, abstract, unpredictable, intellectual, likes rain, likes the unknown, negative, weird, not a risk taker, unadventurous, avoidant, strange

I agree with bits of it, but I wouldn't say that I'm submissive or avoidant. I'm deffinitly not Nihilistic. But yea, it does pick out my low self esteem rather well . I'm also a little surprised it picked out the fact that I like the rain...

It makes me sound like a Goth/Emo. That can't be right! I'm wearing a Yellow shirt!

 

[Dark Knifer]

Spoiler: for your conveniece

10%
similarminds.com [http://similarminds.com/global-adv.html]

I am pretty happy about these results, especially how it says I am extreamely calm and relaxed.

 

[UAProxy]

(I scored an eighty in paranoia so we can join the tin foil hat club together! )

Heh heh, I knew I wasn't the only one!

[i]*Invites to the corner of the room to huddle together with tin hats*[/i]

*presses button on earpiece* "Targets spotted on southeast corner of room. Send in the crew."

 

[Aqualung]

introverted, secretive, reclusive, tough, non social, observer, fearless, solitary, libertarian, detached, does not like to lead, outsider, abides the rules, mind over heart, good at saving money, does not like to stand out, does not make friends easily, self sufficient, not aggressive, likes the unknown, unconcerned with external opinion, strong, abstract, independent, very intellectual, analytical, high self control.

Bolded the ones I find to be true.

I'm not surprised my Peter Pan complex is at 90- I'd expect it to be at 100, actually.

10%
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[A Weary Exile]

(I scored an eighty in paranoia so we can join the tin foil hat club together! )

Heh heh, I knew I wasn't the only one!

[i]*Invites to the corner of the room to huddle together with tin hats*[/i]

Corners were made up by the big corporations man, you know, to control our minds with, like shapes and stuff!

Quite worried about how high my paranoia score is...

It's a conspiracy!

_>

Who do you work for!?

(I scored an eighty in paranoia so we can join the tin foil hat club together! )

Can I join? Even though I am most likely to snap and kill of all of you?

I would let you join, but I have the sneaking suspicion that you work for the russians...no idea why.