I have an idea that may start a flame war to any "Yahtzee" or "Chris and Trilby" fans, but I would like to see them introduced into this comic, and then cast away to some completely un-related universe by "Trilbys" greed.
I know that people may think that both comics have different humor styles, but I never really felt any closure after reading the last one of Yahtzees strip. I just don?t like characters as different as day and night be cast of into the most un-explored region of the web.
Their introduction into this plot-hole ridden Universe, I'd think, would best be represented by what they?ve already done.
The actual way they stumble across it, is by investigating this Atlantean portal that the company they work for, "ProtoCorp" wanted them to, like Stargate Atlantis, except they can?t go back to their own universe, and the company sent a small private army of 500 mercs and 6 Black-Ops agents (With the personalities of Delta Squad from Republic Commando and Bob&Steve from "Splinter Cell Co-op theatre) to accompany in.
Safe to say that they try re-establishing the "scam", which they disguise as a "church", that was "cakeology" by bribing the knuckles family 9except "Knuckles" himself, whose pissed and gets his ass handed to him by Trilby (during a fight in which Trilby gets caught trying to use the master emerald to make the cake on their heads stay without any apparent use of glue or tape, and knocks knuckles out, having "secretly" injecting him with enough tranquilizers to take down a killer whale, which took a long time to kick in, due to Knuckles apparently being a bit stronger than a killer whale) and Sonic with "sheep whores".
Knuckles is pissed and hires espio and his detectives to reveal that the growing religion of cakeology is a lie (
), who then turn to "Generic" seeing as how they suck at finding stuff out. Generic, however, is actually useful this time, and manages to get a video recording of "Chris" at a local bar saying that the cake is a lie, by buying him enough sweeties, that Chris becomes super strong and high and drunk, causing him to accidently injure cream.
On the "cakeology rally" the following morning in Knothole, Generic and espio and his men try to reveal Chris and Trilbys secret to the massive crowd, however Trilby manages to smooth talk his way out of the evidence shown against him by calling them "hacks" and "losers", resulting in the crowd attacking them.
Cream, still pissed from Chris hurting her, sends cheese to eat the cake of Chris and Trilbys head, revealing to Knothole that cakeology is a scam, resulting in the deaths of half of the mercs and Chris, Trilby, and the rest of their small forces to stow away a boat heading for station square.
Luckily, Trilby had stolen several chaos emeralds, and used their power to craft "newer" and improved versions of their cake heads that can?t be eaten by mere mortals and are as light as a feather, but hard as a diamond. He establishes the church again, this time however planning to take over station square in a coop involving "Rouge, Shadow, and Shadow-Chan, and G.U.N.', resulting in him taking over Station Square in a glorious dictatorship reminisint of Hitler or Castro, except without all of the killing.
He bans any communication with what he calls "the furries" and demands that anyone who has had contact with a furry, to be deported to the Knothole secretly by his elite guard consisting of Chris as the leader, and the 6 Black-Ops members, and also declares war on any "furry" controlled land and starts an un-holy alliance with Robotnik.
The war however, seems futile. Trilby, in an act of desperation uses his vast sum of power and resources to create a race similar to the "zerg" and unleashes them around the world, using them as an excuse for him and "furries" to set aside their differences and fight against the bigger threat.
In truth however, it?s just a plow in order for him to secretly steal every item of power on the world with his elite guard, leaving a trail of "zerjs" to cover his tracks.
Knuckles, pissed off at how Chris's "staged" stupidity made them lose the battle of Angel Island, uncovers Trilbys conspiracy, and how after he finishes stealing every item of power on the planet, plans to use the master emerald to teleport him and Station Square back to Trilbys own Universe, in order to control all of his worlds wealth.
After a massive attack by the "zerj" on Knothole, the remaining "Knotholians" flee to "Mobottroplolis". This however is a trap by Trilby, to take out Knuckles, who Trilby suspects of knowing too much. Once Bob and Steve fail however, they spill by saying:
Bob: It wasn?t our idea! That stiff Britt told us to!
Steve: Stiff Britt, where?d you get that from? Golden Eye: 007?
Bob: Dude how?d you know?
Steve: I watched the movie once; it was ok, like the game much better though.
Bob: Sweet. Where was I again? Oh yeah, that Britt Trilby told us to do it, or Chris wouldn?t give us our sweeties.
Steve: Yeah, he?s already taken every item of power on this planet and now plans to use the master emerald to warp him and his empire back to his world, in order to take control of the world?s wealth, using the items he stole.
Bob: Oh yeah, he also mentioned something about letting the zerj completely ravage your world by letting them be controlled by some over-mind or some shit like that.
Knowing this, knuckles and all of the Knotholians that can fight travel to Angel Island, where the master emerald is. Unfortunately, Trilby and his guard, using portable Psi emitters manipulate the zerj into keeping Knuckles and his friends pre-occupied until they can reach the master emerald.
Chris, due to growing fawn of this dimension after having brews and sweeties with the Knotholians, decided to slow down his group?s progress by secretly using his Psi emitter to force several zerjlings to kill the delta squad boys. This does not hinder their progress much, as Trilby, out of infuriation, decides to use a chaos emerald to destroy any zerj that comes their way.
Once he reaches the emerald, the remaining task force lead by knuckles confronts Trilby and his men. Trilby uses the power of ?the eclipse lamp?, to turn it to mid-day to mid-night. In his own element, Trilby manages to knock out and pick pocket everyone except for Knuckles. Trilby then asks Chris to shoot Knuckles with a .50 caliber magnum, that Trilby modded to fire a dart containing a toxin that was specifically designed to ?cause an un-comfortable death for echidnas?. Chris however declines and throws the gun away. Trilby maddened by what he called ?Chris?s stupid conscience which never seems to kick in at the right time?, uses every item he has in order to destroy Trilby and Knuckles.
The surge of power however, causes another portal to open up, sending Chris, Trilby, and all the surviving members of the black-ops team(Bob and Steve) and mercs to be sucked into a completely unrelated universe ( never to be heard from again of Power Rings).
After reading this short view of how I think this should play out, please note, that I?d really like to see my favorite comic writer to revive a strip that?s been dead and hasn?t given me any closure ever since ?Yahtzee? stopped producing them, so if you find my story to not be in the realm of your tastes or expectations from this site, please take this in mind that this is just and over view of the arc and I?m sure the makers of power rings can make some parts funnier.
I know that people may think that both comics have different humor styles, but I never really felt any closure after reading the last one of Yahtzees strip. I just don?t like characters as different as day and night be cast of into the most un-explored region of the web.
Their introduction into this plot-hole ridden Universe, I'd think, would best be represented by what they?ve already done.
The actual way they stumble across it, is by investigating this Atlantean portal that the company they work for, "ProtoCorp" wanted them to, like Stargate Atlantis, except they can?t go back to their own universe, and the company sent a small private army of 500 mercs and 6 Black-Ops agents (With the personalities of Delta Squad from Republic Commando and Bob&Steve from "Splinter Cell Co-op theatre) to accompany in.
Safe to say that they try re-establishing the "scam", which they disguise as a "church", that was "cakeology" by bribing the knuckles family 9except "Knuckles" himself, whose pissed and gets his ass handed to him by Trilby (during a fight in which Trilby gets caught trying to use the master emerald to make the cake on their heads stay without any apparent use of glue or tape, and knocks knuckles out, having "secretly" injecting him with enough tranquilizers to take down a killer whale, which took a long time to kick in, due to Knuckles apparently being a bit stronger than a killer whale) and Sonic with "sheep whores".
Knuckles is pissed and hires espio and his detectives to reveal that the growing religion of cakeology is a lie (
), who then turn to "Generic" seeing as how they suck at finding stuff out. Generic, however, is actually useful this time, and manages to get a video recording of "Chris" at a local bar saying that the cake is a lie, by buying him enough sweeties, that Chris becomes super strong and high and drunk, causing him to accidently injure cream.On the "cakeology rally" the following morning in Knothole, Generic and espio and his men try to reveal Chris and Trilbys secret to the massive crowd, however Trilby manages to smooth talk his way out of the evidence shown against him by calling them "hacks" and "losers", resulting in the crowd attacking them.
Cream, still pissed from Chris hurting her, sends cheese to eat the cake of Chris and Trilbys head, revealing to Knothole that cakeology is a scam, resulting in the deaths of half of the mercs and Chris, Trilby, and the rest of their small forces to stow away a boat heading for station square.
Luckily, Trilby had stolen several chaos emeralds, and used their power to craft "newer" and improved versions of their cake heads that can?t be eaten by mere mortals and are as light as a feather, but hard as a diamond. He establishes the church again, this time however planning to take over station square in a coop involving "Rouge, Shadow, and Shadow-Chan, and G.U.N.', resulting in him taking over Station Square in a glorious dictatorship reminisint of Hitler or Castro, except without all of the killing.
He bans any communication with what he calls "the furries" and demands that anyone who has had contact with a furry, to be deported to the Knothole secretly by his elite guard consisting of Chris as the leader, and the 6 Black-Ops members, and also declares war on any "furry" controlled land and starts an un-holy alliance with Robotnik.
The war however, seems futile. Trilby, in an act of desperation uses his vast sum of power and resources to create a race similar to the "zerg" and unleashes them around the world, using them as an excuse for him and "furries" to set aside their differences and fight against the bigger threat.
In truth however, it?s just a plow in order for him to secretly steal every item of power on the world with his elite guard, leaving a trail of "zerjs" to cover his tracks.
Knuckles, pissed off at how Chris's "staged" stupidity made them lose the battle of Angel Island, uncovers Trilbys conspiracy, and how after he finishes stealing every item of power on the planet, plans to use the master emerald to teleport him and Station Square back to Trilbys own Universe, in order to control all of his worlds wealth.
After a massive attack by the "zerj" on Knothole, the remaining "Knotholians" flee to "Mobottroplolis". This however is a trap by Trilby, to take out Knuckles, who Trilby suspects of knowing too much. Once Bob and Steve fail however, they spill by saying:
Bob: It wasn?t our idea! That stiff Britt told us to!
Steve: Stiff Britt, where?d you get that from? Golden Eye: 007?
Bob: Dude how?d you know?
Steve: I watched the movie once; it was ok, like the game much better though.
Bob: Sweet. Where was I again? Oh yeah, that Britt Trilby told us to do it, or Chris wouldn?t give us our sweeties.
Steve: Yeah, he?s already taken every item of power on this planet and now plans to use the master emerald to warp him and his empire back to his world, in order to take control of the world?s wealth, using the items he stole.
Bob: Oh yeah, he also mentioned something about letting the zerj completely ravage your world by letting them be controlled by some over-mind or some shit like that.
Knowing this, knuckles and all of the Knotholians that can fight travel to Angel Island, where the master emerald is. Unfortunately, Trilby and his guard, using portable Psi emitters manipulate the zerj into keeping Knuckles and his friends pre-occupied until they can reach the master emerald.
Chris, due to growing fawn of this dimension after having brews and sweeties with the Knotholians, decided to slow down his group?s progress by secretly using his Psi emitter to force several zerjlings to kill the delta squad boys. This does not hinder their progress much, as Trilby, out of infuriation, decides to use a chaos emerald to destroy any zerj that comes their way.
Once he reaches the emerald, the remaining task force lead by knuckles confronts Trilby and his men. Trilby uses the power of ?the eclipse lamp?, to turn it to mid-day to mid-night. In his own element, Trilby manages to knock out and pick pocket everyone except for Knuckles. Trilby then asks Chris to shoot Knuckles with a .50 caliber magnum, that Trilby modded to fire a dart containing a toxin that was specifically designed to ?cause an un-comfortable death for echidnas?. Chris however declines and throws the gun away. Trilby maddened by what he called ?Chris?s stupid conscience which never seems to kick in at the right time?, uses every item he has in order to destroy Trilby and Knuckles.
The surge of power however, causes another portal to open up, sending Chris, Trilby, and all the surviving members of the black-ops team(Bob and Steve) and mercs to be sucked into a completely unrelated universe ( never to be heard from again of Power Rings).
After reading this short view of how I think this should play out, please note, that I?d really like to see my favorite comic writer to revive a strip that?s been dead and hasn?t given me any closure ever since ?Yahtzee? stopped producing them, so if you find my story to not be in the realm of your tastes or expectations from this site, please take this in mind that this is just and over view of the arc and I?m sure the makers of power rings can make some parts funnier.
