Any Last Words?

[Lt._nefarious]

So, you've just saved the world. Sort of, all but one person. You, are in fact killed. Shot in the back, you've saved the world but your compadre couldn't face splitting the fame and shoots you. You never liked him, he was a dick. And now he stands over you, totally indifferent about his deed, lackeys at either side, sipping a flask of water. "Well" he says "any last words?"

Now, what would you guys say? Would you say somethign about how they will never get away with it, or the fact that they look stupid? Would you say anything at all or keep silent, using all your strength to raise one final middle finger? Would you sing Ur So Gay or stare at his glass of water before saying "Fish... Fuck in it..."?

Personally I'd probably say "Christ, looks like I'm gonna be Left 4 Dead by you... Better hope there isn't a... Dead Rising too or I'll trap you... In The H... House of the Dead............. Overkill..."

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

"Hey dicktits!

Spoiler: don't look up!"

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

"Am I expected to curse, or to beg? If I had ever once cared about fame or fortune I'd have disposed of you first chance I got. I hope your falseness fills the void within you that your inadequacy never could, it's no concern of mine..."

 

[Nouw]

"I will come back in the next life as a wasp and mildly annoy youuuuu,"

Any animal works really, even the aquatic ones. Hear that buddy? The land-sharks are coming for 'ya!

 

[Keoul]

"Jokes on you I already told the media I saved the world, ALONE, suck on that!"
Noone will ever believe his story

 

[Glasgow]

"You will never forget, and I will never let go. See you in the night"
I will haunt his mind even after death.

 

[Rawne1980]

"I slept with your sister and your wife .... at the same time"....

 

[God'sFist]

remember me in the night fear me in the day...

 

[Quaxar]

"Squirrels with tophats are cool."

Say what you will, but now he'll either have to make up a really cool quote himself so people will actually believe it or I'll keep the world busy quarreling for decades over the authenticity of my last words.
Jokes on you, suckers! Except the behatted squirrels of course.

 

[IamQ]

In the moment, I'd probably call him a fag or something. It would, however, be fun to just end on some kind of final rant, using 100% of your energy to call them out one every negative aspect that you know about them, before saying that you're happy that you're not them, and then dying with a smile on your face.

 

[Jfswift]

I wont say anything. I wouldn't give him the satisfaction. :3

 

[PsychicTaco115]

"It's dangerous to go alone.Here..."

*Imaginary fap and make a throwing motion to his face*

"Take this."

Spoiler: Inspiration from Silence of the Lambs

 

[Living Contradiction]

"Yeah! Don't go to England!" /movie references

Since he was a dick from the outset, I'd just smile a bleeding smile at him, nod at his flask, and say, "Have fun finding the antidote..."

 

[ShindoL Shill]

"Wow, and to think I was going to give you all the credit. Well, now you're just going to seem like a dick, aren't you?"

 

[shrekfan246]

"Perhaps you would prefer I produce a profound presence, but I've neither the pretension nor predilection to placate your pageantry. Your perceptions are pitiable, putrid in their palpability. Your paltry plans will not promote you to be a paragon. Your pathetic platitudes and pointless posturing will prove to be your passing.
Piss off, you prodigious puppet."

I think that'll do.

For context, I'm imagining in this situation that I'm a superhero weirdly focused on the letter 'P'.

 

[Gormech]

And tell them to you alone? No, my life has already spoken and to many more but sadly, you alone have been deaf to it.

 

[Vegosiux]

"Well I know someone who's getting haunted. Or laughed at, considering how bad you'll fuck up the moment I'm not around. Anyway, nap time."

 

[Andy Shandy]

"It's dangerous to go alone.Here..."

*Imaginary fap and make a throwing motion to his face*

"Take this."

Spoiler: Inspiration from Silence of the Lambs

Would the motion be something like this?

I don't know what mine's would be.

Maybe

"Oh shit, I forgot to record...."

or

"I've finally found a way to make humans immortal!" and then the building collapses like so. Face and everything.

 

[Euryalus]

Something retarded I'm sure. Maybe this...

Spoiler

I haven't decided.