I am such a sucker for these sort of jokes and they always make me laugh. My dad told me one wich will always bring a smile to my face even though it is terrible and my friend love it as well, here it is : what do you call an elephant on its own?..... a herd of one
Any really bad jokes that shouldn't make you laugh but do?
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What's the difference between robbie williams and a shopping bag?
I don't know.
One's a popular entertainer, the other's a shopping bag.
Its the stupidest, most rubbish thing ever, but was so funny at the time that it still makes me laugh.
I don't know.
One's a popular entertainer, the other's a shopping bag.
Its the stupidest, most rubbish thing ever, but was so funny at the time that it still makes me laugh.
There was a man walking down the street with a banana hanging from his ear. A man walks up to him and says "Mate, why have you got a banana hanging from your ear?"
"Ah, only on Wednesdays." He replied.
"It's Friday."
"Gah, I feel like such an idiot."
Probably the worst joke known to man but it's my favourite ever.
"Ah, only on Wednesdays." He replied.
"It's Friday."
"Gah, I feel like such an idiot."
Probably the worst joke known to man but it's my favourite ever.
Here I thought you meant bad as in nasty. What a shame. Cause I've got one that is kind of inappropriate.
"There were two farmers, one had a donkey, the other one had a rooster. One day, the donkey ate the rooster's legs. The farmer then said 'You've now got two feet of my cock in your ass!'"
That's an antijoke. It uses shock, anti-humour, or just plain mundane fact to make people laugh. They seem to be the most common joke these days. Here's one:Furious Styles said:
Knock knock?
Who's there?
David.
David who?
Gorden, you know who I am. Pack up, and get out of my fucking house.
Who's there?
David.
David who?
Gorden, you know who I am. Pack up, and get out of my fucking house.
