Seriously? Probably the kid i told i would put in a casket and went so far as to.... wait, no... I shouldnt incriminate myself further. Suffice to say, he quite literally called the (deceased) daughter (she was my friend and a gf of mine) of parents i knew well (as stated before why)a **** in front of her casket. I'm really glad i knew the police at that point cause I um... reconstructed... yeah, tahts a good word. reconstructed a funeral home using the kid and added a dent to a car about the kid's size.
But if you meant as a joke:
"Who has two thumbs and doesn't care?"
"Bob Kelso, nice to meet you sport."
yeah but i was just...
Yes sir... I'll be quiet.