Are pipes the coolest thing in the world?

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arc101

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Now, i am only 15, yet i have a pipe (never going to smoke it of course) and i think that it is the coolest most amazing thing in the world. Now, do you think they are too amazingly cool, or, if not, what can top it?
 

flare09

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Are you serious?

In case you are, no they're not cool. They're just an instrument to a disgusting habit.
 

WrongSprite

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Anything can top it. You'll look stupid.

Especially yo-yo's. Now they are awesome. Especially if you have an afro.
 

KaZZaP

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Yes they are very bad ass. I have this super long wooden Gandalf hobbit pipe and its sick. Gives the dope a nice woody taste too.
 

EMFCRACKSHOT

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Pipes are awesome, not for smoking just for gesturing with. Thats the only reason i have a pipe.
 

Christemo

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im 13, and 1 of my classmates are already smoking pipe. tho hes also the "incredibly weird guy" of the class.

theres alot of cooler stuff. Chuck Norris´ beard to name the only 1 needed.
 

Vanguard_Ex

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Those russian hats with the flappy ears. They are pure awesome.
Also:
Xboxs, Playstations, computers, the internet, boobs, water, biscuits, sharks, blu-tac, shirts, guns, money, CDs, deodorant, crisps, magazines, chairs, windows, clouds, rabbits, bricks, seeds, balloons, Metallica, dogs, grass, cups, cars, speakers, etc.

Many, many things.
 

pantsoffdanceoff

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Awww... I thought we were talking about the pipes that make you go to places where its all trippy with shrooms n' stuff.

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Cowabungaa

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Calobi said:
Monocle Man said:
I believe monocles and top hats are superior.
As are fedoras. They're like top hats for windy days.
Indeed, there are 3 awesome combo's:
Top hat + monocle + evening gown/long jacket tuxedo
Fedora + raincoat
Bowler hat + tuxedo + cane

Those all beat those lame ass pipes.
 

Cpt_Oblivious

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Pipes are only cool on old men with big white beards.
You are 15, so I assume you look nothing like that. At least you're planning for the future.
 

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You think pipes are cool even when they're not being smoked? Then light one, dammit, the smell of pipe tobacco is just divine. I wanna learn to blow a smoke ship like Gandalf ;)
And they're much classier than anything like cigarettes or joints. Cigars...maybe. Depends on the cigar and pipe in question.