Are the news media against me?

[Froggy Slayer]

I'm just thinking, are the news media (and media in general) generally stacked against virgins? Sometimes it seems like they are.

 

[Jonluw]

What?
Media stacked against virgins?
What is that even supposed to mean?

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Yes.
The Media are out to get you. Watch out, I hear Rupert Murdoch can smell virgin blood.

 

[The Funslinger]

This thread is going to end well.

I think it's just that most people aren't virgins (above a certain age) and the media reflects that so it's not going to reflect well on those who never had sex.

This, and I don't really see how you would stack media in favor of virgins without coming off condescending at best, and puritanical at worst.

I have nothing against people who choose to remain virgins, but I'm just saying.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Silly OP.


Everyone is against virgins.


Damn virgins, they ruined Virginia.

 

[The Funslinger]

Silly OP.


Everyone is against virgins.


Damn virgins, they ruined Virginia.

And I find their make of olive oil to be bland and tasteless.

As well as their media empire to be subpar in terms of service.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Silly OP.


Everyone is against virgins.


Damn virgins, they ruined Virginia.

And I find their make of olive oil to be bland and tasteless.

As well as their media empire to be subpar in terms of service.

You tried their cola?

Goddamn, that stuff tastes like puddle water.

 

[shrekfan246]

I... what?

I... no, seriously, what?

No? I'm not sure what else to say, but then I don't tend to follow the news or general media...

 

[The Funslinger]

Silly OP.


Everyone is against virgins.


Damn virgins, they ruined Virginia.

And I find their make of olive oil to be bland and tasteless.

As well as their media empire to be subpar in terms of service.

You tried their cola?

Goddamn, that stuff tastes like puddle water.

I suppose Virgin train rides are over very quickly, though.

 

[The Funslinger]

I think you might be onto something, OP. It must be a global conspiracy. The news media are obviously all in on it.
You've figured it all out.

Shit, you better go into hiding and change your identity. They'll be after you now!

Or rent a nice hooker.

Whichever comes first.

 

[Froggy Slayer]

I can't believe you's guys would be so mean! IM GOING TO GO AND CRY NOW. I WEEP FOR MY SHAME, GENTLEMEN. I WEEP!!!

Nah, just kidding. You guys are pretty cool. Maybe the thread title wasn't well thought out. I'm saying that virgins are generally shown negatively past a certain age in the media.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Whichever comes first.

Probably him.


[sub]All in good fun guys [/sub]

 

[The Funslinger]

Whichever comes first.

Probably him.


[sub]All in good fun guys [/sub]

Aw, OP just got buuuuurned!


But yeah, just friendly teasing, guys.

 

[Jonluw]

Nah, just kidding. You guys are pretty cool. Maybe the thread title wasn't well thought out. I'm saying that virgins are generally shown negatively past a certain age in the media.

Aaaahhhh...

Well, sex is a thing most people get around to doing at some point in their lives. Most often before they reach the age of 20-something.
Not having had sex at this point is a deviation from the norm.
And it's only natural that people who deviate from the norm are seen as... well, deviants.

 

[aba1]

Silly OP.


Everyone is against virgins.


Damn virgins, they ruined Virginia.

They weren't virgins by the time they were done with Virginia Waaaaaoooooooooooooo

I know terrible couldn't help it.

 

[LetalisK]

Silly OP.


Everyone is against virgins.


Damn virgins, they ruined Virginia.

Is anything good about virgins?

Virgin margarita? It needs tequila!

Extra Virgin Olive Oil? Who is it trying to impress?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

Silly OP.


Everyone is against virgins.


Damn virgins, they ruined Virginia.

Is anything good about virgins?

Virgin margarita? It needs tequila!

Extra Virgin Olive Oil? Who is it trying to impress?

How can something be extra virgin?

That just makes no sense.

What? Do they have to have more sex to not be considered a virgin anymore?

 

[Mr. GameBrain]

Nah, just kidding. You guys are pretty cool. Maybe the thread title wasn't well thought out. I'm saying that virgins are generally shown negatively past a certain age in the media.

Aaaahhhh...

Well, sex is a thing most people get around to doing at some point in their lives. Most often before they reach the age of 20-something.
Not having had sex at this point is a deviation from the norm.
And it's only natural that people who deviate from the norm are seen as... well, deviants.

Hooray! Hooray! I'm a deviant! I'm a deviant!

Wait? Thats not supposed to be a good thing is it?

Also if being a virgin=deviant then does that mean DeviantArt is full of virgins? :0

 

[Jonluw]

Extra Virgin Olive Oil? Who is it trying to impress?

The thing about extra virgin olive oil is that it not only refuses to sleep with men; it's so misandric that it contains liquified, crushed stones.