Arr, ye scurvy dogs! It be September 19th! Talk Like a Pirate Day!

[SimuLord]

There ought to be a piratey megathread, the good ship Escapist, so that we don't be plunderin' the forums with pirate talk and bringin' the navy galleons and Captain Moderator down on our pirate hideout!

Yo ho ho! Arr! In this thread, we all be talkin' like pirates! No ninjas, no zombies, none of those scurvy bilge rats! So talk like a pirate and we be sailin' this ship for treasure and drinkin' rum! Avast!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Yar har, fiddle dee dee! Talk like a pirate I may very well be!

Yar har har, let us discuss the question as old as yer beard: Where be the rum?!?

 

[Offworlder_v1legacy]

Not this shit again. Last TLAPD was so annoying at my school, umm, ARR!

 

[SimuLord]

Not this shit again. Last TLAPD was so annoying at my school, umm, ARR!

Arr, that be why we keep it to one thread. Now make with the plunderin' or I'll make ye walk the plank! Yo ho ho!

 

[Timotei]

Sorry, I don't speak Somali, and I have no interest in getting sniped by Navy SEALs.

 

[AvsJoe]

Y'arr we should celebrate with a bit of Alestorm, eh laddies?

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Wasn't it talk like a pirate day earlier this year?
Err... I mean... "Earliyarrr this year"?

 

[Jonluw]

Yarr! Thanks me heartie, I almost forgot 'tis the day!

Lemme' post a video to help ye young lads to talk pirate!

 

[PoliceBox63]

There ought to be a piratey megathread, the good ship Escapist, so that we don't be plunderin' the forums with pirate talk and bringin' the navy galleons and Captain Moderator down on our pirate hideout!

Yo ho ho! Arr! In this thread, we all be talkin' like pirates! No ninjas, no zombies, none of those scurvy bilge rats! So talk like a pirate and we be sailin' this ship for treasure and drinkin' rum! Avast!

Avast you dirty squab you've bin beaten to the punch hahar! A thread for dis fine day has been flung out already.

 

[Count Igor]

Wasn't it talk like a pirate day earlier this year?
Err... I mean... "Earliyarrr this year"?

I be thinkin' yer mean Earliyarrr this yearrrr!
In fact, I'm thinkin' you ain't even a real pirarrrrte at aall! ARR!

 

[Flying-Emu]

Yarr, matey, that be all I've to say on th' matter.

 

[Sjakie]

Yo-ho, ye scurvy landlubbers, brring me my grog and send me your wenches for it will be a quiet sunday, yarrr!

 

[The Geek Lord]

 

[Tharwen]

Sorry, I don't speak Somali, and I have no interest in getting sniped by Navy SEALs.

How very tarpical arv ye'.
[sub]I'm not very good at this...[/sub]

 

[sephiroth1991]

Aaar It be a good day for some Bread and wine.

Be we in the theme i will play one of me fav pirate songs.

 

[Sacman]

Aye, today also be mi day of birth, yarrg...

 

[RockyH]

Sorry, I don't speak Somali, and I have no interest in getting sniped by Navy SEALs.

Arr, get o' this thread t'en, you scurvy dog landlubber!

 

[Katherine Kerensky]

Wasn't it talk like a pirate day earlier this year?
Err... I mean... "Earliyarrr this year"?

I be thinkin' yer mean Earliyarrr this yearrrr!
In fact, I'm thinkin' you ain't even a real pirarrrrte at aall! ARR!

You'd be right, I used to hunt pirates. It was fun. I'd do it again, but times have changed.

Aye, today also be mi day of birth, yarrg...

Happy birthday.

 

[Sacman]

Aye, today also be mi day of birth, yarrg...

Happy birthday.

Thanks!!!

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

*appears*
*drops this off*
*disappears into the shadows*