Ask a Bartender!

[gentleben]

I didn't think the title, "ask a bartender/biomedical science major/Law major" was as catchy, so this is what you get.

Ask whatever you like, I'm well knowledgeable and stuff...

 

[Pimppeter2]

Do bartenders get chicks

 

[Shapsters]

What is the meaning of life?

 

[Rensenhito]

How do I get my girlfriend to really dig me?

 

[joystickjunki3]

Give me 3 drink recommendations, please.

Mudslide
Monkey Fart
SoCo Manhattan

 

[Brett Alex]

Would you recommend it as a part time job?

 

[joystickjunki3]

Give me 3 drink recommendations, please.

Mudslide
Monkey Fart
SoCo Manhattan

Good choices, but ive had these. I want something ive never heard of/tried.

Any liquors you like above the others?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

What is the meaning of life?

tsk tsk it's 42. Even I know that

 

[savior in death]

hhmmm.....how do you stop your life from spiraling out of control when you were the one to start everything that has happen?

 

[thiosk]

i need you

why is it when i make a martini at home, it sucks, but i get a martini at a bar and it sucks less?

also, what are the proper proportions of lime\lemon, simple syrup, and amaretto in an amaretto sour?

finally, my mojitos are TERRIBLE! TERRIBLE I SAY! Help!

 

[joystickjunki3]

Any liquors you like above the others?

Hmm ill try just about anything really, the only thing that doesnt really catch my fancy is those strange herbal liquors, jager is good though. Over all anything with tequila or vodka.

Guessin' you've had Brave Bulls, Tequila Sunrises and Kamikazes then?

 

[Gruthar]

Give me 3 drink recommendations, please.

Mudslide
Monkey Fart
SoCo Manhattan

Good choices, but ive had these. I want something ive never heard of/tried.

Cement mixer. ;D

 

[Pimppeter2]

Do bartenders get chicks

Of course. With enough alcohol and free drinks even the ugliest sonofabitch can get some. Hell if that does not work all bartenders have a few roofies in case of emergencies.

I'm not all that into date rape so yeah....