Australian Island Disappears - Tin Foil Prices Rise

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Strap your tin foil hats on kids, this is gonna be a wild one...

CIA ISLAND DISAPPEARS!!1

What do you think is at -19.207429,159.935806?

According to Google Earth and a few other marine charts and world maps, there's an island called Sandy Island. It's supposed to be between Australia and New Caledonia in the South Pacific.

OR THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK!​

You see, a team of Australian scientists doing...science recently got bored and decided to find out if this island was actually there.

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Turns out it wasn't.

BECAUSE IT'S ACTUALLY A CONSPIRACY!

Spread the word sheeple! It's only a matter of time before the truth is silenced!

What could have been on that island? May be it's still there just...invisible...

This is the Philadelphia Experiment all over again!

You think I'm crazy? I dare you to think crazier! To be the craziest!
Have at them!

Ketchup
Mustard

 

[Scorched_Cascade]

What if....what if it's still there and the scientists are being paid to lie so that all sorts of nefarious things can be done on that tiny strip of land that supposedly does not exist?

Perhaps that's where they are keeping the aliens from Roswell, setting it up as a long term home for them.

 

[Quaxar]

With that avatar, I can't take any conspiracy serious...
And with my avatar, I can't take ANYTHING serious!

 

[Thaluikhain]

It's called Sandy Island?

Yeah, I think the title might be in the name.

Anyway, much less interesting than Minerva. Raised from the seabed to form a libertarian stronghold, it was conquered by the nation of Tonga.

It was later occupied again by libertarians, until the Tongans drove them off again.

It's now believed to have sunk back into the pacific.

That's, like, a really low budget version of Atlantis.

 

[Genocidicles]

It was turned into a hurricane by some manner of forbidden science or magicks most foul. Or a combination of the two.

 

[Quaxar]

apparently it would be a french island but its not on any of the french charts

That means it's free!
I hereby officially place it in my possession under the "First Dibs Act" of 1957.

All hail Quaxar I., eternal ruler of "Stay off of my land"-land!

 

[RipRoaringWaterfowl]

But why would the cartographers put it there? Was it a conspiracy to trick objectivists into sailing for certain doom? A prank pulled by a bored apprentice or journeyman? Government conspiracy? A way to prevent copyright infringement? Or did aliens take over the minds of the innocent mapmakers and force them to do it!?

[sub][sub]I love sarcasm.[/sub][/sub]

 

[geK0]

The island and all of it's inhabitants were consumed by the great ocean God Archonache, who takes the form of a giant jellyfish with bat wings. We should make more offerings to the great ocean god in order to prevent this from happening again.

 

[White Lightning]

I wonder if this and the Mars discovery are somehow connected... Oh be right back someones banging really loudly on my door, seriously some peop

 

[Nickolai77]

Just so you know, that island, I purchased it and had it shipped to my backyard. Looks lovely there really.

And in other news, the Netherlands has mysteriously doubled in size.

 

[Maxtro]

Maybe it sank.


A turned into a hidden fortress underwater.

 

[Hawk of Battle]

What, no Lost references yet?

I am dissapoint.

 

[Lectori Salutem]

According to Wikipedia, this was already known as early as 2000. I wonder why they had to 'undiscover' it again.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

14 posts and no one has said 'Cthulhu ate it' yet. For shame!

My personal theory is that there was a really pissed off gyrados.

 

[Misho-]

It's there but the only people who can't see it are idiots or people who aren't any good at their jobs. XD Invisible clothing!

 

[Tiger Sora]

The island and all of it's inhabitants were consumed by the great ocean God Archonache, who takes the form of a giant jellyfish with bat wings. We should make more offerings to the great ocean god in order to prevent this from happening again.

Pray to your false gods for there shall be no forgivenes from Archonache.

I'm going to go with Giant Turtle island. Cause why not.