Ever the pessimist as I am, once confronted with the overwhelming praise Avatar has been receiving I found myself having to find something to the contrary. And it wasn't hard.
Claiming a spoiler alert here isn't necessary because everything I'm about to say is made clear in the trailer for the movie. Avatar is about a hostile people invading the land of an ancient, nature-loving people in order to abuse the resources there. The military send in a man to infiltrate the Na'vi, where he promptly falls in love and begins to fight with them, seeing the error in his ways.
Wait for it...Avatar is live-action Pocahontas.
The white man invades, John Smith falls in love, hell breaks loose. Avatar is one musical number short of a lawsuite. And while on the subject, why are the smurfs in the movie named after the Zelda fairy.
See, if they just put bitchin' CGI in Pocahontas in the first place Disney would be a billion dollars richer.
Dig and dig and dig and diggity dig.
Claiming a spoiler alert here isn't necessary because everything I'm about to say is made clear in the trailer for the movie. Avatar is about a hostile people invading the land of an ancient, nature-loving people in order to abuse the resources there. The military send in a man to infiltrate the Na'vi, where he promptly falls in love and begins to fight with them, seeing the error in his ways.
Wait for it...Avatar is live-action Pocahontas.
The white man invades, John Smith falls in love, hell breaks loose. Avatar is one musical number short of a lawsuite. And while on the subject, why are the smurfs in the movie named after the Zelda fairy.
See, if they just put bitchin' CGI in Pocahontas in the first place Disney would be a billion dollars richer.
Dig and dig and dig and diggity dig.