Avengers' Endgame

[Pyrian]

The hype machine hath begun. So, umm... Seems kind of underwhelming? They're really going for the talky and kinda depressing vibe. Featuring Cap, Widow, Hawkeye, and Antman it almost seems like it might as well have been a Captain America movie, lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hA6hldpSTF8

 

[PsychedelicDiamond]

Didn't we just have one of those?

 

[Silentpony_v1legacy]

Kinda a dull trailer...just like a little fart of nothing. Compare that to the first Infinity War trailer. I guess everyone at Awesome Trailers with Big Tits LLC was playing Red Dead Redemption 2 and forgot to make the trailer, so they had Billy the coffee boy throw one together on his lunch break.

 

[Palindromemordnilap_v1legacy]

Kinda a dull trailer...just like a little fart of nothing. Compare that to the first Infinity War trailer. I guess everyone at Awesome Trailers with Big Tits LLC was playing Red Dead Redemption 2 and forgot to make the trailer, so they had Billy the coffee boy throw one together on his lunch break.

I'd guess they're just trying not to reveal to much, other than "hey a spaceman wiped out half the population including these guys you might be familiar with" which even people who've never seen the last one probably know anyway thanks to cultural osmosis. Given that kind of cliffhanger anything they show probably counts as a spoiler so the less they show in the early trailers the better

 

[Silentpony_v1legacy]

Kinda a dull trailer...just like a little fart of nothing. Compare that to the first Infinity War trailer. I guess everyone at Awesome Trailers with Big Tits LLC was playing Red Dead Redemption 2 and forgot to make the trailer, so they had Billy the coffee boy throw one together on his lunch break.

I'd guess they're just trying not to reveal to much, other than "hey a spaceman wiped out half the population including these guys you might be familiar with" which even people who've never seen the last one probably know anyway thanks to cultural osmosis. Given that kind of cliffhanger anything they show probably counts as a spoiler so the less they show in the early trailers the better

well its important to remember how much they blatantly lied in the first Infinity war trailer, with entire scenes shot to misdirect. So for all we know nothing in that trailer is actually in the movie.

 

[Casual Shinji]

The hype machine hath begun. So, umm... Seems kind of underwhelming? They're really going for the talky and kinda depressing vibe. Featuring Cap, Widow, Hawkeye, and Antman it almost seems like it might as well have been a Captain America movie, lol.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hA6hldpSTF8

Kinda a dull trailer...just like a little fart of nothing. Compare that to the first Infinity War trailer. I guess everyone at Awesome Trailers with Big Tits LLC was playing Red Dead Redemption 2 and forgot to make the trailer, so they had Billy the coffee boy throw one together on his lunch break.

They're just trying to play it down, what with the last movie ending with half the universe getting vaporized. And remember, this needs to come out after Captain Marvel, who is obviously set up to save the day, so they really can't show too much. Not saying it's a good trailer though, but it is what it is, and what it is is a 'see look, we're working on it' kind of trailer.


And afterall, this is going to be the sequel that starts out dour and end with everyone that ate it in the previous movie getting resurrected, ready for new solo and shared adventures.

 

[Hawki]

So, like, what's with the music? Everything in the trailer is slow and dour, but the music itself is fast-paced and dramatic; the type of music you'd put over an action scene.

Also, what's with "Avenger's" Endgame? Drop the apostrophe.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

Looks like Marvel took a page from DC for this one.

 

[Pyrian]

Also, what's with "Avenger's" Endgame? Drop the apostrophe.

Hmm. Seems like a possessive to me. It's a plural possessive, though, so it needs to be after the s, dangit...

 

[CrazyGirl17]

I don't get what the big deal is, I can understand why the trailer is so dour, considering the last Avengers film ended on a real gut punch. Thanks goodness for Scott at the end...

 

[Asita]

Kinda a dull trailer...just like a little fart of nothing. Compare that to the first Infinity War trailer. I guess everyone at Awesome Trailers with Big Tits LLC was playing Red Dead Redemption 2 and forgot to make the trailer, so they had Billy the coffee boy throw one together on his lunch break.

I'd guess they're just trying not to reveal to much, other than "hey a spaceman wiped out half the population including these guys you might be familiar with" which even people who've never seen the last one probably know anyway thanks to cultural osmosis. Given that kind of cliffhanger anything they show probably counts as a spoiler so the less they show in the early trailers the better

Honestly, didn't take much osmosis. I know I pieced together what happened (not the 'who died' part, but the 'what happened) when I started seeing "Thanos did nothing wrong" quips.

 

[Gordon_4_v1legacy]

Didn't we just have one of those?

We did. As I recall, you did not care for it. Save yourself the aggravation and $20 and don?t bother this time.


Trailer looks good, looking forward to the movie.

 

[Lufia Erim]

As far as i'm concerned infinity wars ending was perfect and nothing else comes after that. I'm legitimately not going to see "endgame" and act like infinity war is the end of the series.

 

[Neurotic Void Melody]

I hope it's more depressing than the last one. Am fed up of all their happiness, mocking me with their success, quips and pretty eyeballs. Super depressing for all the children at Christmas! Or whenever it's out. It doesn't matter. As long as the children cry and existential despair is spread across the globe through something other than my telepathic propaganda machine.

 

[CrazyGirl17]

..Wow, y'all are a bunch of negative nancies aren't ya?

I'm hoping for an action-packed fight and a happy ending. I dunno, after the "Empire Strikes Back" feel of the last film, I'm ready for their "Return of the Jedi" if you catch my drift. Who's with me?

(For some reason I'm remembering the opening to "Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes. Anyone recall that show? Really wish it hadn't been cancelled...)

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

..Wow, y'all are a bunch of negative nancies aren't ya?

I'm hoping for an action-packed fight and a happy ending. I dunno, after the "Empire Strikes Back" feel of the last film, I'm ready for their "Return of the Jedi" if you catch my drift. Who's with me?

Dude everybody knows they're gonna retcon the "dark" ending of the previous movie. It's a Disney movie AND a supehero movie AND even if these weren't superheroes (ie. resurrection's never a big deal) just about every "dead" character has an upcoming movie or show lined up on IMDB anyway. Thanos' win is meaningless, just a contrived way to sell you two movies instead of one.

 

[CrazyGirl17]

..Wow, y'all are a bunch of negative nancies aren't ya?

I'm hoping for an action-packed fight and a happy ending. I dunno, after the "Empire Strikes Back" feel of the last film, I'm ready for their "Return of the Jedi" if you catch my drift. Who's with me?

Dude everybody knows they're gonna retcon the "dark" ending of the previous movie. It's a Disney movie AND a supehero movie AND even if these weren't superheroes (ie. resurrection's never a big deal) just about every "dead" character has an upcoming movie or show lined up on IMDB anyway. Thanos' win is meaningless, just a contrived way to sell you two movies instead of one.

...Okay, fair point. Though in this case I'm not complaining.. but that's just me. I'm looking forward to seeing Thanos get curbstomped, how about anyone else?

 

[Hawki]

As far as i'm concerned infinity wars ending was perfect and nothing else comes after that. I'm legitimately not going to see "endgame" and act like infinity war is the end of the series.

I'm kinda inclined to agree.

If I was under the impression that Infinity War was a series ender, or at least wouldn't be undone, I'd probably be more charitable to it. It would be a genuine subversion of tropes, superhero or otherwise, where the "bad guy" wins, despite all the efforts of the protagonists. But nup - the snap's going to be undone, and Marvel hasn't even tried to hide this. Oh sure, some characters may end up permenantly dead, but it's kinda small fry in the larger context.

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

..Wow, y'all are a bunch of negative nancies aren't ya?

I'm hoping for an action-packed fight and a happy ending. I dunno, after the "Empire Strikes Back" feel of the last film, I'm ready for their "Return of the Jedi" if you catch my drift. Who's with me?

Dude everybody knows they're gonna retcon the "dark" ending of the previous movie. It's a Disney movie AND a supehero movie AND even if these weren't superheroes (ie. resurrection's never a big deal) just about every "dead" character has an upcoming movie or show lined up on IMDB anyway. Thanos' win is meaningless, just a contrived way to sell you two movies instead of one.

...Okay, fair point. Though in this case I'm not complaining.. but that's just me. I'm looking forward to seeing Thanos get curbstomped, how about anyone else?

Sure, Brolin was good being hateful. The problem is that in the interest of keeping things PG every MCU villain always dies either by their own hand or that of another villain. I knew Thanos wasn't dying as soon as Thor swung that axe at him. So it's going to be something super unsatisfying as per usual. They already tried punching him, what's left?

My curiosity is purely morbid and hinges on speculating what kind of hoops the writers are gonna jump through in order to A) revive everybody with franchise potential, B) write out all the actors who are sick of an easy paycheck and C) contrive a happy ending that paves the road to 22 other movies. Either way it's just a corporate hack job.