I don't mean awesome movie critics per se, though I'm sure some worthy names will be popping up here - just awesome single reviews.
*Jason Adams (NSFW from time to time, though these reviews are OK) takes aim at Knowing [http://mynewplaidpants.blogspot.com/2009/12/knowing-in-150-words-or-less.html], fires, and is a deadeye in three little words. Also recommended: his surreal The Happening [http://mynewplaidpants.blogspot.com/2008/06/happening-in-150-words-or-less.html] review and his Paranormal Activity [http://mynewplaidpants.blogspot.com/2009/09/paranormal-activity-review.html], not so much for the review (which is fine) but the tale of the ridiculous advance screening he attended, which is hilarious.
*MaryAnn Johnson writes a Tomb Raider [http://www.flickfilosopher.com/blog/2001/06/tomb_raider_review.html] review in the form of a text adventure playthrough.
*Arbogast on Film (frequently NSFW, although this review is fine) posts some startling insight on Paranormal Activity [http://arbogastonfilm.blogspot.com/2010/03/leaving-wont-help.html]. From his site, you can also access his review of the Friday the 13th remake, to which I won't link directly due to NSFW images but which starts off posing the question: "What are we saying when we say that something tastes like ass?"
*Pretty much everything Stacie Ponder writes is gold, but I'll link to her reviews of the ridiculous The Car [http://finalgirl.blogspot.com/2008/08/film-club-car.html] and her insight into the much-maligned ending of High Tension [http://finalgirl.blogspot.com/2006/03/love-is-ugly.html] (spoilers there, obviously).
What reviews would you nominate?
*Jason Adams (NSFW from time to time, though these reviews are OK) takes aim at Knowing [http://mynewplaidpants.blogspot.com/2009/12/knowing-in-150-words-or-less.html], fires, and is a deadeye in three little words. Also recommended: his surreal The Happening [http://mynewplaidpants.blogspot.com/2008/06/happening-in-150-words-or-less.html] review and his Paranormal Activity [http://mynewplaidpants.blogspot.com/2009/09/paranormal-activity-review.html], not so much for the review (which is fine) but the tale of the ridiculous advance screening he attended, which is hilarious.
*MaryAnn Johnson writes a Tomb Raider [http://www.flickfilosopher.com/blog/2001/06/tomb_raider_review.html] review in the form of a text adventure playthrough.
*Arbogast on Film (frequently NSFW, although this review is fine) posts some startling insight on Paranormal Activity [http://arbogastonfilm.blogspot.com/2010/03/leaving-wont-help.html]. From his site, you can also access his review of the Friday the 13th remake, to which I won't link directly due to NSFW images but which starts off posing the question: "What are we saying when we say that something tastes like ass?"
*Pretty much everything Stacie Ponder writes is gold, but I'll link to her reviews of the ridiculous The Car [http://finalgirl.blogspot.com/2008/08/film-club-car.html] and her insight into the much-maligned ending of High Tension [http://finalgirl.blogspot.com/2006/03/love-is-ugly.html] (spoilers there, obviously).
What reviews would you nominate?
