Ok so i made this post so all my fellow escapist can share,laugh and role their eyes at some bad bad jokes. Let me start "whats red and bad for your teeth"?..... "a Brick"!
Bad Jokes
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how many sweatshop slaves does it take to make a beanbag?
-about six, if you stuff them in really tight.
why did the man driving the train get struck by lightning?
-he was an excellent conductor.
why did the algae and the fungus get married?
-they took a lichen to each other.
i have so many of these.
-about six, if you stuff them in really tight.
why did the man driving the train get struck by lightning?
-he was an excellent conductor.
why did the algae and the fungus get married?
-they took a lichen to each other.
i have so many of these.
A Chinese couple gets married.
On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses.
He climbs in bed next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darring,
I know dis you firt time and you flighten...I plomise you, I give you
anyting you want, I do anyting you want. What you want?"
"I wanna try numma 69 that I hear people talk about", she replies.
He responds, "You wanna beef with bloccolli?"
On the wedding night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses.
He climbs in bed next to her and tries to be reassuring: "My darring,
I know dis you firt time and you flighten...I plomise you, I give you
anyting you want, I do anyting you want. What you want?"
"I wanna try numma 69 that I hear people talk about", she replies.
He responds, "You wanna beef with bloccolli?"
