Ok so i made this post so all my fellow escapist can share,laugh and role their eyes at some bad bad jokes. Let me start "whats red and bad for your teeth"?..... "a Brick"!
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I believe this thread was made a few days ago..
I'm gonna go with
What did one wall say to the other?
Meet you at the corner.
Edit: I just looked back at that other thread.. Why the hell was it locked?
I'm gonna go with
What did one wall say to the other?
Meet you at the corner.
Edit: I just looked back at that other thread.. Why the hell was it locked?
I once told a chemistry joke...
"A bunch of helium floats into a bar. The bartender gives it a stern look and goes 'We don't serve your kind around here.' The helium doesn't react."
... But there was no reaction.
(Ba-dum TSSS!)
"A bunch of helium floats into a bar. The bartender gives it a stern look and goes 'We don't serve your kind around here.' The helium doesn't react."
... But there was no reaction.
(Ba-dum TSSS!)
On the topic of Chemistry: What do you do with a dead Chemist? Barium. What do you do with a sick Chemist? Curium. (There are millions of these)
What happened to the wooden car with the wooden engine? It wooden go.
I entered ten puns into an english contest, to try and win. No Pun In Ten Did.
What happened to the wooden car with the wooden engine? It wooden go.
I entered ten puns into an english contest, to try and win. No Pun In Ten Did.