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Assassinscreed548

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The name of this topic is rather general, it can be anywhere from any cool one liner, a fitting speech or anything you memorized as being awesome in any game.

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Assassinscreed548

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In my opinion

Grand theft auto Vice City has the best dialogue(among other things)

but my favourite lines from any game were:
Assassin's creed 2:

Ezio: I have no money for this doctor of yours!
Federico: wasted it on women and wine, huh?
Ezio:I would hardly call it wasted, why don't you pay for this doctor, or have you done the same?
 

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Sten - "The irony is not lost on me" - When he frees you from the dungeon in Dragon Age, it might not be a huge thing, but I was in stitches for a good 5 minutes.

Sorry OP, but I'm going to have to be very general and say BioWare, the voice acting and writing just seems so much better than other games companies. I could fill this box with quotes just from Mass Effect and Dragon Age.
 

sephiroth1991

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Well lately when playin uncharted 2 the guy says when picking up ammo on the train, bein' shot at by helocopter "Oh great ammo this will help!"
 

djpsykotiko

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"Well, you tell me: have you ever licked a lamppost in winter?"
When questioning Alistair whether or not he's ever had sex.

Some of the exchanges on Dragon Age are too funny to describe
 

Amnestic

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Most of the things Irenicus says before murdering people are pretty awesome.

I cannot be caged *blows up one mage* I cannot be controlled *blows up another* Understand this as you die, ever pathetic, ever fools. *blows up the last one*.

He was such an endearing power hungry megalomaniac psychopath.
 

Zing

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Amusing response, you are now reading this post in the Elcor monotone.
 

funguy2121

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Furburt said:
Don't bump.

OP: I used to hate it, but I'm gradually warming to Resident Evil 4's "Your right hand comes off?!?"

It's just so stupid!
My ex just could not stop laughing when Salazar said this to Leon.

But Krauser's one-liners during that final showdown between the two were horrible.

"You don't really think a conservative mind could bring the world into the future, do you?"

Shudder.
 

Jaranja

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djpsykotiko said:
"Well, you tell me: have you ever licked a lamppost in winter?"
When questioning Alistair whether or not he's ever had sex.

Some of the exchanges on Dragon Age are too funny to describe
Ohgren and Alistair talking about polishing their weapons.
 

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Anything Minsc ever says. For instance; "Jump on my sword while you can, evil! I won't be as gentle!" and "The bigger they are, the harder I hit!"
The rest of BioWare's RPGs have great dialogue, but Minsc's just sticks with me.
 

djpsykotiko

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On Spore, you can find a rare artifact on the planets which says "for centuries, creatures spent years mining for this rare mineral. You just came along and found it lying here, good for you!"

or something to that extent. The guys at maxis seem to have a good sense of humor
 

Drakarta

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One of my favorite lines is from San Andreas, because I'd been asking people this for years before I played this game.

Carl Johnson: Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Cesar: Why you keep asking me that, holmes? I told you, i dunno. Where the holiness does his business, is his business.

After that it would be the Navarro seargent from Fallout 2 and anything GLaDOS says.
 

Carnagath

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Fallout 2

Talking Deathclaw: Blah blah blah wall of text, which ends with "Why have you come here, human?"

You: "To kick your ass!"