Best in-game ad for a non-existent product

[Gyrefalcon]

You asked for it, you got it! What is your favorite ad presented in a game for a non-existent product, service or business? I like the ads for Umbrella products in the Resident Evil games.

 

[jigs160]

fallout ads.
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[GreyFox389]

Everything Nuka Cola related has had me chuckling since Fallout 1.

 

[AcacianLeaves]

Basically all of the products advertised in Fallout.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLphfppRIaU

This is probably my favorite though:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xDys8IwuyNs

 

[lostclause]

Anything you hear advertised on the radio in Saints Row is either hilarious or disturbing.

 

[Gyrefalcon]

Mmm-actually, I forgot about the fake ads at the end of "You Don't Know Jack" for the PC. Those were pretty entertaining!

 

[Yokai]

MANN CO.
We Sell Products And Get In Fights
is the ultimate winner. In fact, nearly all the posters and such in the TF2 maps are pretty hilarious.

 

[Ckeesy]

Some of the Ultor products advertised on the Saints Row 2 in-game radio were pretty good. My favorite is the one about pet depression. The line "I just got my haircut and I still feel rotten" always makes me smile. "Nobody needs a depressed pet..."

 

[Kollega]

MANN CO.
We Sell Products And Get In Fights

These guys take the cake, without a doubt.

Second place goes to Ratchet & Clank - when galaxy is supplied by megacorporations, and there is no kill like overkill, advertising becomes pretty damn hilarious.

Honorary third place goes to Ryan Industries of Bioshock fame. It's third because they taken a few pointers from Fallout [footnote]And by that i mean "bloodily ripped it off".[/footnote] when thinking up the adverts.

 

[Beatrix]

Hyperblade.

It had ads for chickens that were grown without bones, now also in sandwich shape. \/

 

[Citrus]

Yeah, everything that TF2's Mann Co. comes up takes the cake. You don't mess with Saxton Hale.

 

[FROGGEman2]

Some of the Ultor products advertised on the Saints Row 2 in-game radio were pretty good. My favorite is the one about pet depression. The line "I just got my haircut and I still feel rotten" always makes me smile. "Nobody needs a depressed pet..."

/thread

Seriously, I loved those things.

 

[Cherry Cola]

BEST. OP. EVER.

NARK COLA!

 

[SonicKoala]

"Pets Overnight" from the GTA games. "Delivering little bundles of love, in a box, directly to your door!". Freaking awesome

 

[Eggsnham]

Ratchet and Clank had some pretty good ones.

 

[[Insert Name Here]]

Borderlands:
"If it takes more than one shot, you're not using a Jakobs."

 

[ctrl-alt-postal]

How about all those rupturefarm ads from oddworld? Mudokon never tasted so good!!

 

[dark-amon]

Radiocomercials in GTA: Vice city. Some of those where funnier than driving over fat people in swimsuits.