Best Lines of All Time

[Christemo]

yes, i know theres been threads like these, but please, dont start trolling. but it was a while back so ill refresh it.

this is not only in games, it is ANY line. i can be because of hilarity, badassness, awesomeness or whatever.


in gaming, i have a few personal loves.

"It is better to die for The Emperor than live for yourself" - Codex Astartes
"Its time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and im all outta gum" - Duke Nukem (of course)
"i dont have your stone, and fuck you anyway!" - some guy from alone in the dark.

in real life:

"there is a slogan in tennesee: fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on............" - George W. Bush
'The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country." - George W. Bush
"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future." - George W. Bush
"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world." - George W. Bush


yeah, i know theres alot of bush bloopers, but seriously, is he Paris Hilton on the inside or what?

 

[electric_warrior]

dead or alive you're coming with me- robocop
I belive that humans and fish can coexist peacefully- bush
Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream- bush again
I understand small business growth. I was one- you guessed it
Make no mistake about it, I understand how tough it is, sir. I talk to families who die- dubya
teach a child to read and she or he will be able to pass a literacy test- georgie again
and finally,
Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we

an americans voted for him twice?? my god

 

[internutt]

"One shall stand, one shall fall"

-Optimus Prime, G1 movie.

 

[Player 2]

I believe that men and fish can coexist peacefully-George W Bush
EDIT:sorry didn't see that above me

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die!

-Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride

 

[Trivun]

I have a few favourite movie quotes, although some are monologues. They're in spoilers, since I don't want to do a huge wall'o'text...

Anyway, here goes:

Spoiler: Jerry Maguire

Jerry: Hello. I'm looking for my wife. Alright. If this is where it has to happen, then this is where it has to happen. I'm not letting you get rid of me. How about that? This used to be my specialty. I was good in a living room. Send me in there, I'll do it alone. And now I just... I don't know...but our little company had a good night tonight. A really big night. But it wasn't complete, it wasn't nearly close to being in the same vicinity as complete, because I couldn't share it with you. I couldn't hear your voice, or laugh about it with you. I missed my wife. We live in a cynical world, and we work in a business of tough competitors, I love you. You complete me. And I just...
Dorothy: Shut up. Just shut up. You had me at hello.

Spoiler: 10 Things I Hate About You

I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car, I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big, dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick ? It even makes me rhyme.
I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh ? Even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it that you're not around. And the fact that you don't call.
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you ? Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

Yeah, you guessed it, I'm a romantic at heart.

 

[Inarticulate_Underachiever]

"I know not what World War 3 will be fought with but I know World War 4 shall be fought with sticks and stones" - Albert Einstein

"Death is first and foremost a career move" - Henry Wotton

 

[Bucket0Bones]

Real Life -

'Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.' - Albert Einstein

'Boxing is a lot of white men watching two black men beat each other up.' - Muhammad Ali

'If you find your truth, you must follow it. You could find it in a paper bag, or in a statue, or in a slaughterhouse; you might find it dangling somewhere. People might say, ?What the heck are you doing?? But it?s OK if they don?t understand. And if you follow it, stay true to it, and respect it, you could be in store for the greatest journey you could ever imagine.' - Buckethead

Games -

'What is a drop of rain, compared to the storm? What is a thought, compared to the mind? Our unity is full of wonder which your tiny individualism cannot even conceive.'


oh and also, pretty much anything V says from V for Vendetta

 

[high_castle]

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he doesn't exist." (The Usual Suspects)

"Okay, look, here's the deal. Man, you were gonna drive me around tonight, never be the wiser, but El Gordo got in front of a window, did his high dive, we're into Plan B. Still breathing? Now we gotta make the best of it, improvise, adapt to the environment, Darwin, shit happens, I Ching, whatever man, we gotta roll with it." (Collateral)

"Let's hear it for the vague blur!" (A Scanner Darkly)

"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away." (Philip K. Dick)

"Life is short. Art, or something not life, is long, stretching out endless, like concrete worm. Flat, white, unsmoothed by any passage over or across it. Here I stand. But no longer." (The Man in the High Castle)

 

[Smurfy 0151]

"I'm not your food today, motherf*ckers!" -Me (Smurfy 0151) in Left 4 Dead when FINALLY surviving the Blood Harvest Campaign on expert...

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

I'm so fast, last night I switched off the light and was in bed before it was dark - Muhammad Ali

Drawing a blank on games =/ other than "You were almost a Jill sandwich," the portal I will refine from quoting.

 

[Vauban]

Games:
"A man chooses, a slave obeys." - Andrew Ryan

"We all make choices in life, but in the end our choices make us." - Andrew Ryan

"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world." - The G Man

Real life:
"The most terrifying fact about the universe is not that it is hostile but that it is indifferent; but if we can come to terms with this indifference and accept the challenges of life within the boundaries of death - however mutable man may be able to make them - our existence as a species can have genuine meaning and fulfillment. However vast the darkness, we must supply our own light." - Stanley Kubrick

"If man merely sat back and thought about his impending termination, and his terrifying insignificance and aloneness in the cosmos, he would surely go mad, or succumb to a numbing sense of futility. Why, he might ask himself, should he bother to write a great symphony, or strive to make a living, or even to love another, when he is no more than a momentary microbe on a dust mote whirling through the unimaginable immensity of space?" - Stanley Kubrick

 

[mkg]

"I am Snow Flame! Every cell of my being BURNS with white-hot ecstasy. COCAINE IS MY GOD...and I am the human intsrument of it's will!
-FTW

 

[NeutralDrow]

"Do you see your mistake now, vampire? Life and Death may be back to back, but they will never face each other. I'll show you. This is what it means to kill something..." - Shiki Tohno

"I am Snow Flame! Every cell of my being BURNS with white-hot ecstasy. COCAINE IS MY GOD...and I am the human intsrument of it's will!
-FTW

Dammit, you beat me to it!

 

[Internet Kraken]

Use the search bar.

 

[quack35]

The Mad Preacher's lines in Fallout 3.

 

[Sombra Negra]

"I sent my right hand after you!"
"Your right hand comes off?"
Gold. Pure gold.

 

[MonkeySlayer]

There is no honour without pie. - Bob (friend of Weebl).

 

[Breaker deGodot]

From GHOST:

"I'm Henry VIII, I am! Henry VIII, I am, I am!"


From Sudden Impact:

"Go ahead, make my day."


From Apocalypse Now:

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning!"