I was wandering about when i spotted a solitary giant just standing there. Having before only encountered these in groups, i decided to grab my chance for some revenge for the Giant Space Program.
I sneak up, buff up with every piece of magic and potions and poisons, and open hostility with a well aimed arrow to the ear canal. As expected, this did not slice his healthbar in two, but made him attack me. Over the hill next to him, i suddenly hear a roar as his two buddies and their mammoths descend to aid him in combat. Oh fuck, i think to myself whilst strafing away shooting arrows at eyeballs. But having resigned myself to doing this or dieing gloriuosly i continue combat.
The mammoths are giving me most trouble so i decide to kill them first. This just leads to more rage on part of the giants, and the continue their onslaught of hitting-spaces-i-was-just-in. Their swiping at mid air aside, i manage to kill the first one. He goes down with a satisfying thud.
Suddenly, i hear an ear splitting roar and see a collumn of flame arise around one of the giants. I look down and see the shadow of an enormous winged creature fly past along the ground. The giants stop their attack of me and look up solemnly.
The dragon makes a second pass and manages to hit the second one. Meanwhile, i have continued my attack on the second dragon, thinking he'll be atleast a bit weakened. He turns his attention back at me while his buddy lumbers off towards the dragon that just landed. I strafe over to them, thinking that the dragons stray flamebreath, might do some more of my work for me. It was also at this point i ran out of dwarven arrows and had to resort to my humongous supply of steel ones.
Having not payed attention to the second giant, i suddenly notice i've gained a dragon soul. I turn around and i see a giant walk out of a blazing inferno, patches of fire still on his tattered animal skins, his back turned on the now skeletal dragon. It was a sight they could have used on the cover of the game's box.
I run away a bit further to resummon my imps and armor, lost for a moment in contemplation why i'm using armor in the first place, since one hit will either firmly embed me in the soil or launch me into orbit. As i continue launching arrows at faces and strafing away from oversized clubs, i take a hit from something. I sprint away to see that a mudcrab has decided to join the fray. I use the dragon's words for 'fuck off' at it and it flies away satisfyingly.
Resuming my further uneventful battle, i down the second giant, and his last remaining friend steps over his corpse. I use the same tactics as before, almost relaxed now. When suddenly i am turned 180° and am locked in conversation with a dude in impressive looking armour. I quickly throw the first words that come to mind at him and run away. He takes this the wrong way, and unsheathes his weapon. Being much quicker than the giant, he get's some good hits in and suddenly i'm in panic mode.
I sit down amidst the battlefield and scarf down an entire cheese wheel, four sweetrolls and 3 tomatoes. Having been filled, i now turn my attention to the armour dude. I wreck his shit in a few arrows, and when i turn to face the last remaining giant my hand comes back empty from my quiver. I drop my bow, while muttering 'you've effing asked for it now' i equip my so long unused firebolts and proceed to murderise his ass.
Giantman does not put up a big fight anymore and he goes down. I quickly turn 360° to scan the battlefield, while still holding on to my firebolt, and after a solid minute i flame it harmlessly into the sky.
I almost fell to my knees with emotion and let the fatigue of the battle wash over me. I scream the dragon's words for 'FUCK YEAH' into the sky, while i notice on the clock on my stereo system that i've been engaged in heart pulsing battle for half an hour. My fingers hurt and my bum finally realises i've been sitting on the edge of my seat for the past half hour and sends a painful message to my brain. I loot everything that isn't too heavy, and finally leave the battlefield, content but with weak limbs from the fight.
TL;DR : In one single half hour combat session i downed three giants, a dragon, two mammoths, a mudcrab and what i assumed to be a bounty hunter of some sorts. I wanted to dramatise it a bit so you'd understand how proud i felt of that moment, while the game did nothing to acknowledge that.
captcha says 'i like humans', apparantly the giants do not.