Best one-liners? (Punchlines, coolness attempts etc. - Not quotes!)

[Boneasse]

By a character in a game? Whether it's voice-based, text-based or something else. Who said it, and what did he/she/it say?

I'll start with one that sprung to mind immediatly, though I did not fancy the game much:

Halo 3 - Master Chief: "Wake me, when you need me."

 

[Daystar Clarion]

DA:Origins,
Morrigan: You fear barbarians will swoop down upon you!
Alistair: Swooping...is bad.

 

[Mushroomfreak111]

For some reason I love the one-liners from Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood^^

 

[hazabaza1]

"That's what I'm here for! To deliver bad news, and witty one liners!"

 

[khaimera]

So I googled this becuase my memory is really bad. I clicked on the first link and it was to an escapist thread on the same thing. This is not a "use search bar asshole" comment, just funny that the link took me right back here.

So yeah I have no idea but I remember (vaguely) liking the lines that the pedestrians say in Saints Row games.

 

[TPiddy]

Anything Liberty Prime says

 

[The Real Sandman]

Your right hand comes off?

 

[Mushroomfreak111]

For some reason I love the one-liners from Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood^^

Eh I couldn't stand Rays voice, he sounded like a drunk hill billy on his 6th bottle of Moonshine.

And "yeehaw" to that!^^

 

[AngloDoom]

"Stop thinking police-officer and start thinking Playstation - blow shit up!"

I've no idea where I heard that, but I love it.

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

An old one, from Diablo 2:
Necro: "Threasure hunting... Meh... Treasure finding..."

 

[JWW]

MST3K: "I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass and I'm all out of ass"

 

[T-Bone24]

Anything Liberty Prime says

"DEMOCRACY IS NON-NEGOTIABLE"

 

[gamefreakbsp]

Anything Liberty Prime says

Yes. I like this answer.

 

[Deathsong17]

"I'm not going to fight you, I'm going to kick your ass!" - Duke Nukem.

Sure, there are some great one-liners by other characters in other games, but nothing compares to The Duke.

 

[ParadoxBG]

A lot of Guybrush's stuff in the Monkey Island series when I was little...thought it was amazing.

Nowadays, couldn't say.

 

[funksobeefy]

For some reason I love the one-liners from Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood^^

Eh I couldn't stand Rays voice, he sounded like a drunk hill billy on his 6th bottle of Moonshine.

thats because he kinda was