Best/Worst gaming convention pick up lines

[red hare]

Zeldacon: "Hey honey, wan't me to show you my sword?"

 

[Kinguendo]

Theres a Zeldacon?!

*vomits*

My stomach, it burns!

EDIT: I havent actually been to a gaming convention, none have been set up near me.

 

[Insanum]

Wait...People try to pick up @ Conventions?!?

Never been to one.

 

[Lord Mountbatten Reborn]

Ouch. I'll be going to one later this year so I'll be sure to try out any suggested on here, though actually I won't because I have a girlfriend.

 

[Strategia]

"Hey baby, wanna see my Charisma score?"

 

[nipsen]

Zeldacon: -hey, Princess, I'm gonna abduct you and ride you off into the sunset.
-you know, I think Navi is jealous.

Half-Life symposium: -can you help me out of this extremely uncomfortable hazard-suit?
-I blacked out for a moment in the particle- translator, and when my molecules shattered across the universe, I could only think of you.

Quakecon: Boom! Headshot!

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

This is so sad...

umm.... I got nothin...

 

[Amethyst Wind]

Fuck me if I'm wrong but are you Duke Nukem?

 

[gigastrike]

Do you have a little grunt in you?

 

[Hazy]

Final Fantasy Convention:
"Aye Baby, I've got a Chocobo back at my place with your name on it!"

 

[GodsOneMistake]

Fuck me if I'm wrong but are you Duke Nukem?

Damn I was hoping to post one but I can't fucking top this, congratulation heres your cookie

 

[HardRockSamurai]

"What do you say I take my flag to your base and score?"

"So, you ever been in a 5-Man Raid?"

"Call me Ash, because I choose you!"

And my all time favorite!

"Lemme call you Silent Hill.... 'cause things will really get freaky when I'm inside you."

 

[Calobi]

Fuck me if I'm wrong but are you Duke Nukem?

That can't even fail because one way you get some action and the other way you meet The Duke, which would definitely get you some action.

 

[gigastrike]

Here's 5 flowers and a $400 purse. Are we good friends yet?

 

[Reep]

so...you like games?

 

[TheLastCylon]

(Hypothetical) Team Fortress 2 convention.

"Hey babe, how about you and me go grab a sanvich? BOOM!"

 

[Gamer137]

"What do you say I take my flag to your base and score?"

"So, you ever been in a 5-Man Raid?"

"Call me Ash, because I choose you!"

And my all time favorite!

"Lemme call you Silent Hill.... 'cause things will really get freaky when I'm inside you."

Should I be impressed at your metaphors, or horrified?

 

[DanaBlack1979]

If looks could kill I'd use you in the final battle in Quake4...
Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When I shot you in the face with this shotgun?
Didn't I see you on the cover of Tomb Rider II?


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[nipsen]

This is so sad...

umm.... I got nothin...

..well, apparently almost anything can work, depending on the way you say it. So if you're on a gaming convention, anything said with a stutter that ends in a blush should be perfect.

...hm. wait.