Biting the big one.

[Souplex]

You are going to die. I am sorry to say this but it is indeed true. But why have it be depressing, we can always die in a cool or meaningful way.

This is NOT one of those mopey gothey emoey suicidey topics. If ya had to die how would you go?

Me, I would set up a belt of nukes around the earth and stand at the starting point for the chain reaction.

 

[EmperorDude]

I would have my body sent into the sun. Then when it explodes billions of years from now I'd be sent all over the galaxy as part of a supernova. That would be awesome.

 

[ThaBenMan]

Stomped on by some cool colossus/transformer/mech thing.

 

[irrelevantnugget]

Didn't we already have a similar thread to this?

Anyhoo: Unexpected. I wouldn't mind growing old, but I wouldn't like growing OLD either.

 

[ZacOfTheZombies]

Death by broken pelvis. Nuff said.

 

[Milkatron]

Spontaneous Combustion. That would be fun.

 

[captainwillies]

You are going to die. I am sorry to say this but it is indeed true. But why have it be depressing, we can always die in a cool or meaningful way.

This is not one of those mopey gothey emoey suicidey topics. If ya had to die how would you go?

Me I would set up a belt of nukes around the earth and stand at the starting point for the chain reaction.

i have thought this way a long time now. it always made me wonder why people suicide in such a gloomy way "all alone in dark room" the answer is simple society kicked them out and now they are killing themselves or whatever. BUT what they dont realise is that they are making a concious decision to end their existance were anything they do willl imediatly be erased.

such as if they steal a hole bunch of burgers from McDonalds and pig out then kill themselves McDonalds wont know what to do, they cant charge the guy because hes dead and the family is greeving.

if im ever going to die im gonna do something like that it doesnt have to be big ill just steal a HUGE tub of icecream from a store then eat it all by myself while watching the sunset then ill climb the highest tower jump off and try and land on somebody ill stilll die but man they will be FREAKED out XD.

thats why i think the islams have the best way "SUICIDE BOMBS" now thats a way to get remembered they are the masters of suicide man

 

[The Thief]

Crushed by a runaway semi driven by the Incredible Hulk.... No wait that's Bender's favourite death.

I would have to go with either self-sacrifice to save humanity or heart attack during sex.

 

[Death Magnetic]

Death by snu snu.

 

[Amnestic]

Cancer. So I get loads of sympathy sex before the big day, and hopefully I can end up dying a

Death by snu snu.

 

[CrazyBerk]

Yeah this isn't a very funny death but who cares.
I want to die saving someones life. Yup weither it be a hostage situation or a burning building i'm going out knowing i've saved someone elses life.
The idea of death in itself scares the hell out of me, a pure black void or nothingess like being asleep but not waking up though don't think i'd have the balls to do it. (I'm an Atheist :<)

 

[rottenbutter]

I don't care how I die, as long as it looks really cool and epic.

 

[Death Magnetic]

Cancer. So I get loads of sympathy sex before the big day, and hopefully I can end up dying a

Death by snu snu.

 

[captainwillies]

The idea of death in itself scares the hell out of me, a pure black void or nothingess like being asleep but not waking up though don't think i'd have the balls to do it. (I'm an Atheist :<)

just become a buddhist that way you can come back in the next life a jessica alba's tampon.

 

[OverlordSteve]

Something Ninja-Pirate-Dodgeball-related.

 

[Altorin]

 

[ThaBenMan]

captainwillies, your post reminds me of a stand-up bit that Patton Oswalt had -

He said that if he was going to commit suicide, he would fill his pockets with candy and gum, and then jump off a huge building. People would look at what was left of him after and be like "Man, it's so terr- hey, a snickers! Sweet!"

 

[captainwillies]

captainwillies, your post reminds me of a stand-up bit that Patton Oswalt had -

He said that if he was going to commit suicide, he would fill his pockets with candy and gum, and then jump off a huge building. People would look at what was left of him after and be like "Man, it's so terr- hey, a snickers! Sweet!"

lol is there a youtube vid of that i never seen that before

 

[ThaBenMan]

captainwillies, your post reminds me of a stand-up bit that Patton Oswalt had -

He said that if he was going to commit suicide, he would fill his pockets with candy and gum, and then jump off a huge building. People would look at what was left of him after and be like "Man, it's so terr- hey, a snickers! Sweet!"

lol is there a youtube vid of that i never seen that before

Probably - just look up Patton Oswalt HBO Half-Hour Special. All of his material is brilliant.

 

[Shivari]

Doing something awesome, preferably fighting off a giant robot bear and God with my ninja skills while on fire. Yeah, that would be sweet.