Well for one it's too long. Memes usually tend to be either 5 sec vids or a single image heavy on content.
Memes usually tend to reflect on the zeitgeist, and usually have something to say about it. Or, they delve into absurdity.
The point is a meme needs certain ingredients to work.
It needs to either:
-reflect on the zeitgeist
-have a hidden message.
-be as surrealistic as possible.
-express and idea or an emotion with a single image.
-needs to be so profane or absurd that it can't be avoided.
As for your video, well, it's worth a few lols in silence but nothing more.
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