Bones (that one show) & House (that other one show)

[Blersteso]

So I was going to kill myself so I decided it wouldn't matter if i decided to watch a stupid show. Now I'm holding off eating the ol' rat poison to write this. OK. The main character (girl with weird chin) is too much of a stupid person for me to care about what happens to her. ex. she walks into a whorehouse and tries teaching a prostitute giving a massage to a client how to give a proper massage while trying to get information for a case...wart thar fark. The comedy is also pretty bad. ex. people trained to know everything about the human body can't figure out the gender of a person right infront of them, and a woman who is SUPPOSED to be a trained proffesional tries gettin' a boner out of him to find out...wart thar fark. I can sympothise with the fact that he is Japanese (you can't find out the gender of them can you? JRPGs im looking at you...) but here there is no excuse. These are just examples of why this show sucks. Also the conversation seems unreal and doesn't flow very well. OH! This one episode she tried to be all tought to get information out of a metalhead, IT WAS SO FUNNY. I don't think they ment it to be though. It was like a 4 year old. "I gon beat you up punk. rar."

MOVING ON TO HOUSE

OK. House, who is an asshole, is the main character. (I didn't even know you could act like that and not get fired!). You see, they try to be unique with this BRAND NEW MEAN GENIUS DOCTA when they just play on it to much. ex. "Do this" says House "But it could kill him!" says some girl. "Common, just doooo eeet" says House. Then he does it and he survives! Didn't see that coming. He is the ONLY one in the hospital who knows what he's doing. The other doctors are all "House I forgot what do to sick man...dehhhh" Then house gives a vague explanation of what they have to do and they're all like "dehhhhh?". Didn't see that coming. I forgot to mention that there was lesbian sex in one episode for no reason...might want to look into that. By the way if you're not a doctor you won't understand a word they're saying. ex. "PUT THE ASTRAL VORTEX INTO THE MEKKA COMBOBULAMATOREX NOOOOOOOOW!"....."dehhhh".

I'LL GO KILL MYSELF NOW

 

[Lyri]

So I was going to kill myself so I decided it wouldn't matter if i decided to watch a stupid show. Now I'm holding off eating the ol' rat poison to write this. OK. The main character (girl with weird chin) is too much of a stupid person for me to care about what happens to her. ex. she walks into a whorehouse and tries teaching a prostitute giving a massage to a client how to give a proper massage while trying to get information for a case...wart thar fark. The comedy is also pretty bad. ex. people trained to know everything about the human body can't figure out the gender of a person right infront of them, and a woman who is SUPPOSED to be a trained proffesional tries gettin' a boner out of him to find out...wart thar fark. I can sympothise with the fact that he is Japanese (you can't find out the gender of them can you? JRPGs im looking at you...) but here there is no excuse. These are just examples of why this show sucks. Also the conversation seems unreal and doesn't flow very well. OH! This one episode she tried to be all tought to get information out of a metalhead, IT WAS SO FUNNY. I don't think they ment it to be though. It was like a 4 year old. "I gon beat you up punk. rar."

MOVING ON TO HOUSE

OK. House, who is an asshole, is the main character. (I didn't even know you could act like that and not get fired!). You see, they try to be unique with this BRAND NEW MEAN GENIUS DOCTA when they just play on it to much. ex. "Do this" says House "But it could kill him!" says some girl. "Common, just doooo eeet" says House. Then he does it and he survives! Didn't see that coming. He is the ONLY one in the hospital who knows what he's doing. The other doctors are all "House I forgot what do to sick man...dehhhh" Then house gives a vague explanation of what they have to do and they're all like "dehhhhh?". Didn't see that coming. I forgot to mention that there was lesbian sex in one episode for no reason...might want to look into that. By the way if you're not a doctor you won't understand a word they're saying. ex. "PUT THE ASTRAL VORTEX INTO THE MEKKA COMBOBULAMATOREX NOOOOOOOOW!"....."dehhhh".

I'LL GO KILL MYSELF NOW

I'm sorry, what!?

 

[APPCRASH]

Can a mod find his ip address and send this guy some help?

 

[ElephantGuts]

Can a mod find his ip address and send this guy some help?

Help us unnecessary, as he has clearly already professed his intentions to kill himself and thus end all of his problems.

I don't see any reason to doubt his sincerity.

 

[Pm0n3y]

Ok. So apparently you're ranting about two Fox shows: Bones & House. and that's about it. What? no question? How are we supposed to relate to the thread if you don't reach out towards the other users? other wise you're practically doing a blog post.

At least your rant was funny. And doesn't that count as something?

 

[CiG606]

I'm rather intrigued. He seems to be trying to understand American television. No wonder he's suicidal.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Could try harder. Your attempt to be controversial is marred by repeated use of jargon while not constructing sentences properly. Capital letters are not used for emphasis, that is the use of bold font. Your spelling is sub-standard, your sentence structure is disjointed and your conclusions are not justified. The use of black humour to underline your points also serves to distract from the overall piece, while not providing any clear indication of whether you felt it was worth watching. D-

 

[Timotei]

*snip* *snippity* *snip snip snip*

So hold on, let me get this straight.

You come to a gaming magazine website to tell that you are about a hair strand away from offing yourself? Not only that, you set up your own profile and an take your time to play a little Genre Wars. If you're that desperate to become an hero then what the fuck are you doing here? Go to a psychiatrist forum board and discuss your troubles there.

Also think of others in this instant, not how they would feel obviously, because your desire to commit suicide shows just how self centered you truly are. Instead think about who would have to pay for your funeral services which have been known to make many go bankrupt. So by becoming an hero you not only screw yourself out of a good life, but you screw others out of a good life as well by sapping their savings because you were too self absorbed to pick up a phone and ask for a therapist.

And I'm sorry if I come off as a bit brash, but the thought of one ending their own life is just a sickening concept.

Don't fucking do it!

 

[000Ronald]

Not to put too fine a point on it, but your...erm...review looks like a cluster fuck. Clean up the grammar, clean up the punctuation, make it presentable.

If you're going to put any effort into something, you might as well make it the best that you can, right?

Apologies Abound

 

[Blersteso]

To The_Root_of_all_evil,
I actually wasn't trying to be controversial I was just being random. I'm sorry to dissapotint you. If I was actually doing a proper review I obviously wouldn't write it like I did here.

And to The Logician,
Like I said to The Root of All Evil I was just being random and crap.

 

[Pm0n3y]

*snip* *snippity* *snip snip snip*

So hold on, let me get this straight.

You come to a gaming magazine website to tell that you are about a hair strand away from offing yourself? Not only that, you set up your own profile and an take your time to play a little Genre Wars. If you're that desperate to become an hero then what the fuck are you doing here? Go to a psychiatrist forum board and discuss your troubles there.

Also think of others in this instant, not how they would feel obviously, because your desire to commit suicide shows just how self centered you truly are. Instead think about who would have to pay for your funeral services which have been known to make many go bankrupt. So by becoming an hero you not only screw yourself out of a good life, but you screw others out of a good life as well by sapping their savings because you were too self absorbed to pick up a phone and ask for a therapist.

Don't fucking do it!

Wow. OP just got burned. by a girl with red eyes. the words "awesome", and "fuckin a" are ringing through my ears so badly, i fear they may start to bleed.

 

[Blersteso]

To Suiseiskablahblah or however you spell it,

That is why this is called off-topic discusion. By the way I'm not actually going to kill myself.

 

[Timotei]

To Suiseiskablahblah or however you spell it,

That is why this is called off-topic discusion. By the way I'm not actually going to kill myself.

So suicide's a joke to you? Huh? A joke?

So the boy at my school who jumps a bridge onto jagged rocks was just joking? I fail to see just how that is something to joke about.

You can't tell somebody that your going to bomb a sports stadium and then say you aren't. Even if you didn't you will have caused a stir.

 

[APPCRASH]

To Suiseiskablahblah or however you spell it,

That is why this is called off-topic discusion. By the way I'm not actually going to kill myself.

So suicide's a joke to you? Huh? A joke?

So the boy at my school who jumps a bridge onto jagged rocks was just joking? I fail to see just how that is something to joke about.

You can't tell somebody that your going to bomb a sports stadium and then say you aren't. Even if you didn't you will have caused a stir.

Saying he will commit suicide to gain attention and going through the act are two completely different things. Most will pussy out, the rest won't. Best just to leave the kid alone.

 

[Lord_Panzer]

To The_Root_of_all_evil,
I actually wasn't trying to be controversial I was just being random.

If you weren't trying to be conversational, then there's no point in making a post about it. The entire purpose of such things is to inspire conversation, you see.

 

[Blersteso]

To Suiseiskablahblah or however you spell it,

That is why this is called off-topic discusion. By the way I'm not actually going to kill myself.

So suicide's a joke to you? Huh? A joke?

So the boy at my school who jumps a bridge onto jagged rocks was just joking? I fail to see just how that is something to joke about.

You can't tell somebody that your going to bomb a sports stadium and then say you aren't. Even if you didn't you will have caused a stir.

Saying he will commit suicide to gain attention and going through the act are two completely different things. Most will pussy out, the rest won't. Best just to leave the kid alone.

I didn't say it to gain attention it's just late where I am and I'm being more silly than I usually am and considering the foolishness of my post I fail to see how someone wouldn't see it as a joke.

 

[Blersteso]

To The_Root_of_all_evil,
I actually wasn't trying to be controversial I was just being random.

If you weren't trying to be conversational, then there's no point in making a post about it. The entire purpose of such things is to inspire conversation, you see.

Exactly. You're right in that it had no purpose that is why I said it is random.