Bothan Jokes

[Drake the Dragonheart]

I run a Stars Wars KOTOR pen and paper RP with my friends and one of my players had a bothan character.
We were always making jokes about how bothans must be on the verge of extinction, because it seems like they can't do anything without several of them getting killed.

so it will follow this format

X (where x is a number) bothans y (Y is something bad, can be dying but doesn't have to be z (z is some task, the more mundane or routine the better)

I will give a few examples to illustrate

5 bothans died to deliver you this letter.

6 bothans were forcibly sex-changed against their will to bring you this pizza.

 

[Dr.Susse]

1 bothan forgot to turn the gas oven off while typing this post.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

12 bothans got stuck together with superglue delivering you this newspaper.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Three Bothans went through grievous bodily harm to complete Super Mario Bros. 3.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

6 Bothans were polymorphed into jellyfish running a 3 legged race.