BREAKING: Anita Sarkessian Eats Sandwich

[PsychicTaco115]

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Gamers worldwide flooded forums today after it was shown that Anita Sarkessian went to a restaurant, ordered a sandwich, ate said sandwich and then promptly left.

Forum users were quick to point out any and all discrepancies in an attempt to figure out her supposed 'end-game plan.'

"Anita says she got at the restaurant at 1:30 pm yet the Twitter update came from the restaurant at 1:28 pm! She says she went with Zoë Quinn and Phil Fish too, what were they doing together in the midst of the biggest Internet scandal?? WHAT IS SHE TRYING TO HIDE???? WHY HASN'T THE GAME JOURNALISTS COVERED THIS" said forum user xXx_Pu$$y-De$try3r-420-69_xXx


The restaurant manager that served her wishes to keep his identity a secret but reports that the restarutant website has been DDoS'ed

"All we did was give her a sandwich and I don't even play videogames! This whole situation has gone crazy and innocent sandwich lovers are getting caught in the crossfire" said [NAME REDACTED]

Only time will tell if gaming journalism will cover this controversy

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[Daystar Clarion]

I hear she didn't even eat the sandwich, she watched someone else do it and then rubbed her own tummy as if she had eaten it herself.

 

[Rabbitboy]

So she didn't even pay for that sandwich? What a *****

 

[thundra]

oh god that's some news for you. We need to dig deeper

 

[DeimosMasque]

So she didn't even pay for that sandwich? What a *****

Actually it's even worse than that. She was given $30 to buy a sandwich, but I've seen the kind of sandwich she ate before! There is no way that cost more than $3. What's she doing with the rest of that money!?

 

[Thaluikhain]

Hah...ok, pay that one. Easy target and not very inventive, sure, but still an improvement over the OP's recent previous satires, I think.

 

[SmugFrog]

I hear she didn't even eat the sandwich, she watched someone else do it and then rubbed her own tummy as if she had eaten it herself.

She then went on to make a 30 minute video about how unfair it is that only sandwiches get eaten in particular restaurants.

 

[Rabbitboy]

So she didn't even pay for that sandwich? What a *****

Actually it's even worse than that. She was given $30 to buy a sandwich, but I've seen the kind of sandwich she ate before! There is no way that cost more than $3. What's she doing with the rest of that money!?

Probably using it to make a world a place where no one can have fun anymore.
And who gave her so much money anyway?

 

[Colour Scientist]

Oh my God, she ate at a restaurant where the manager doesn't even play video games.

What a faker.

 

[Andy Shandy]

Not only that but I heard in a video from 4 years ago that she secretly hates sandwiches and just ate this one to get attention.

 

[JoJo]

Word on the street is that Anita is being backed on Patreon by the restaurant owner, when will the media report on the corruption in the food industry?

 

[lacktheknack]

Has she pointed out that the relish isn't high quality? She'd better be careful, she may manage to raise the endless fury of gamers AND sandwich-lovers alike.

HER RELISH-ELITE WAYS ARE THREATENING TO TAKE AWAY OUR SANDWICHES.

AND GAMES.

SOMEHOW.

 

[Zykon TheLich_v1legacy]

You know what I heard? The person who made the sandwich was a man. So it's OK to get a man to make you a sammich Anita, but not a woman? I can't believe the the hypocrisy of this woman.

#worsethanhitler

 

[generals3]

Dunno, this satyr could have been done much better :/ you're getting rusty taco!

 

[EeveeElectro]

I bet she wore the same clothes she wore last time she went to that restaurant. Why is she dressing up in earrings and complaining about how women have to dress up to go to restaurants??? Proper hypocritical *****.

I bet she doesn't even eat sandwiches!

 

[Padwolf]

Oh my god. The manager doesn't even play video games. And she's eating there? It just proves it all. She doesn't really play video games and she doesn't even eat real sandwiches. I, for one, am absolutely disgusted. She doesn't even have her own opinion on the sandwich, I bet! Probably just read descriptions on TVTropes. What an absolute rip off.

 

[sageoftruth]

Don't you all see that this was just part of her feminist agenda? She made a man serve her a sandwich. If we keep listening to her, soon we'll all be serving women sandwiches.

 

[Colour Scientist]

I bet she wore the same clothes she wore last time she went to that restaurant. Why is she dressing up in earrings and complaining about how women have to dress up to go to restaurants??? Proper hypocritical *****.

I bet she doesn't even eat sandwiches!

I legit hate that shirt though. XD

Oh my god. The manager doesn't even play video games. And she's eating there? It just proves it all. She doesn't really play video games and she doesn't even eat real sandwiches. I, for one, am absolutely disgusted. She doesn't even have her own opinion on the sandwich, I bet! Probably just read descriptions on TVTropes. What an absolute rip off.

I bet she stole YouTube videos of other people eating sandwiches without their permission!

 

[Fappy]

xXx_Pu$$y-De$try3r-420-69_xXx is the biggest asshole on this site. It's okay Anita, we'll stand with you against the sandwich trolls!