Bridalplasty... WTF!

[RatRace123]

I saw a commercial for this new reality show on E! It's a reality show where a bunch of brides to be compete in a game show for the grand prize... of plastic surgery!

What the hell is the matter with these people?! I hate Keeping up with the Kardashian's, Teen Mom, Jersey Shore and all those other insipid "reality shows". Those look like freakin' masterpieces compared to this shallow, insulting piece of trash.

For a more indepth premise, here's an article I found
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellness/bridalplasty-compete-nose-jobs-implants-dream-wedding/story?id=11663378&page=3
It was the first article I could find, it gives a pretty good summary of the show, as well as a whole bunch of problems it brings up.

Is anybody else pissed off about this? 'Cause I really think we should be.
I know TV sucks lately, but this just seems to take it to a whole new level.

 

[SimuLord]

Any woman who would compete to win plastic surgery would never be a bride of mine. Or any decent, self-respecting guy, really.

I've heard at least a half dozen girls say "I'd get a tattoo/nose job/boob job/etc., but it doesn't really attract the kind of guys I'd want to be with."

 

[RatRace123]

I was just thinking about what happens to the losers
"Oop, sorry honey you lost, no way I'm marryin' your ugly ass now."
I'm not usually one to preach about objectifying women, but wow! This just carries so many unfortunate implications, this makes Twilight seem reasonable in its portrayal of women.

 

[Paksenarrion]

It would be hilarious if there was a mix-up...

"Here you go! Surgery's done! I hope you enjoy your new, 12-inch penis."

"But...I asked for a boob job!"

Meanwhile, in another room...

"Woohoo! I finally get to touch boobs!"

 

[archvile93]

Wow that's just embarressing. Do these people really have such low self esteem or are so desperate for attention that they're willing to humiliate themselves on tellivision just to get a temporary ego boost that will do nothing to solve their underlying problems? Then again, with shows like Jersy Shore or anything on MTV, this really shouldn't surprise me at all.

 

[lacktheknack]

Intense fail. TV really is going for the lowest, and I mean LOWEST common denominator...

 

[Something Amyss]

It would be hilarious if there was a mix-up...

"Here you go! Surgery's done! I hope you enjoy your new, 12-inch penis."

"But...I asked for a boob job!"

Meanwhile, in another room...

"Woohoo! I finally get to touch boobs!"

Is it wrong I find both of those strangely sexy?

Anyway, on the topic of this show, I suddenly want to hurt people. A lot of people.

 

[Paksenarrion]

It would be hilarious if there was a mix-up...

"Here you go! Surgery's done! I hope you enjoy your new, 12-inch penis."

"But...I asked for a boob job!"

Meanwhile, in another room...

"Woohoo! I finally get to touch boobs!"

Thanks for that, my man/girl. I lol'ed a lot.

Hey! Are you makin' fun of my newly acquired 12-inch penis?!

...not that I was that sad, sad individual who wanted the boob job...of course not...

 

[Wildcard5]

Intense fail. TV really is going for the lowest, and I mean LOWEST common denominator...

I believe you summed it up the best.

Fake women do not interest me personally.

 

[Shoggoth2588]

I prefer Bridezillas...and am actually interested to see if the two shows would ever combine...

Also: I am really curious to see these brides get botched surgery. Like a collapsed nasal cavity or, whatever the hell it was that happened to Sarah Jessica Parker.

 

[Paksenarrion]

It would be hilarious if there was a mix-up...

"Here you go! Surgery's done! I hope you enjoy your new, 12-inch penis."

"But...I asked for a boob job!"

Meanwhile, in another room...

"Woohoo! I finally get to touch boobs!"

Is it wrong I find both of those strangely sexy?

Anyway, on the topic of this show, I suddenly want to hurt people. A lot of people.

Who *wouldn't* find that sexy!

You've got a choice between the woman with average boobs but ginormous E-peen, or the man with humongous boobs but average E-peen.

Something for everyone!

 

[RatRace123]

It would be hilarious if there was a mix-up...

"Here you go! Surgery's done! I hope you enjoy your new, 12-inch penis."

"But...I asked for a boob job!"

Meanwhile, in another room...

"Woohoo! I finally get to touch boobs!"

They're probably saving that for sweeps week.

 

[Paksenarrion]

It would be hilarious if there was a mix-up...

"Here you go! Surgery's done! I hope you enjoy your new, 12-inch penis."

"But...I asked for a boob job!"

Meanwhile, in another room...

"Woohoo! I finally get to touch boobs!"

Thanks for that, my man/girl. I lol'ed a lot.

Hey! Are you makin' fun of my newly acquired 12-inch penis?!

...not that I was that sad, sad individual who wanted the boob job...of course not...

Great...outdone in size on the internet already... ._.

If it makes you feel better, you could be the lucky stiff who got my delightful DDs. Then you'd outdo me in size, too. Damn. That's depressing.

 

[Paksenarrion]

It would be hilarious if there was a mix-up...

"Here you go! Surgery's done! I hope you enjoy your new, 12-inch penis."

"But...I asked for a boob job!"

Meanwhile, in another room...

"Woohoo! I finally get to touch boobs!"

They're probably saving that for sweeps week.

...damn those brilliant executive producers! They know their audience well!

 

[Something Amyss]

Who *wouldn't* find that sexy!

You've got a choice between the woman with average boobs but ginormous E-peen, or the man with humongous boobs but average E-peen.

Something for everyone!

You had me at "hello."

>.>

There are people, however, who either dislike penises or dislike boobs.

Or so I hear.

 

[Paksenarrion]

Who *wouldn't* find that sexy!

You've got a choice between the woman with average boobs but ginormous E-peen, or the man with humongous boobs but average E-peen.

Something for everyone!

You had me at "hello."

>.>

There are people, however, who either dislike penises or dislike boobs.

Or so I hear.

Bandit Keith answer: They must not be American then...in America!